Skip to content

Monthly Archives: May 2005

GONER

GONER I love this word: GONER. It is a self-contained cartoon: A person looking down a long street, mouth open in astonishment, hand over eyebrows to shield against the sunlight as a fast-moving vehicle races off into the horizon. GONER contains long lines leading to and from the horizon. GONER contains drafty breezes of exodus [...]

Leeching Off Reality

I was surprised last night to find that I once attempted to write a novel. In a box full of papers and junk from Tampa I found a stack of papers with a fully outlined, partly written novel of a dozen or so chapters. It’s about a sado-masochistic relationship between an older woman and a [...]

Mr. Softee Noise Pollution Aural Rape

Summer must be here because the aural rape of the Mr. Softee truck is back. Noise pollution is too gentle a description. The Mr. Softee noise is sometimes so loud that it hurts my stomach. It’s some of the most violent noise I experience, and while many people find it annoying I think my reaction [...]

Twenty Dollar Bill

I found a twenty dollar bill on the street yesterday. The episode felt like a hidden camera sociology experiment. It was on 5th Avenue near 59th Street, in the middle of a weekday. Very crowded with tourists. I saw the $20 bill sitting on the sidewalk, and I stopped walking to assess the situation. Was [...]

Just Starting To Understand Mozart

37 years old and i am just starting to understand Mozart. starting to see a balance between substance and flourish, melody and filigree, material and theater. i get depressed listening to Richter, in his 80s, say that he never cracked the code of Mozart. i never will, either, but these past couple of weeks it [...]