I made two bus trips to upstate New York this year. On those trips I noticed billboards with phone numbers using the old Telephone Exchange Name format. The signs passed by so fast I was unable to get photos of them, and I did not think to write them down, but I seem to remember the phone numbers belonged to real estate agents in the area. It seemed like a deliberate attempt to revive Telephone Exchange Names, an old practice of making phone calls in a way that included the name of the neighborhood in which the person being called lived.
The Exchange Name system fell out of general use long ago, but I wonder if its revival upstate is inspired by the Telephone Exchange Name Project web site, a long-time favorite of mine that I check in on once in a while if only to make sure it still exists. If you do not know what a Telephone Exchange Name is or why I think it is special to see them then give the above-mentioned link a quick read. The TEN Project collects exchange names from old phone books, personal recollection, and other sources, and encourages a common sense revival of Exchange Names today. I referred to the TEN Project today after getting together these photos of telephone exchange names I have seen around NYC. Some years ago I considered making a single project of this and assembling as many of these sightings as possible, but it seemed cliché. Public signage bearing exchange name numbers from generations ago are not common but they endure, often quite visibly at companies very much still in business. This first photo shows the giant Steinway Storage Warehouse in Long Island City, seen by thousands of daily commuters from the Queens-bound side of the Queensboro/59th Street Bridge.
AS8-9090, AStoria 8-9090, Steinway Storage Warehouse
I spotted this fine specimen in Astoria, and marveled not so much at how this company still has its Exchange Name number over its front door but at how it is practically the only forward-facing telephone number they have on their place of business. (They have their modern phone numbers in the lower right of the front window). Millionaire Realty appears to have been in Astoria for a very, very long time, and has the confidence to show it. Looking for a place in Astoria? Dial zero and ask the operator for Astoria 4-5500, or AS4-5500.
AS4-5500, AStoria 4-5500
The MU in True Value Lumber Boys’ old-format phone number stands for Murray Hill. The Lumber boys have their modern phone number posted above their exchange name number, but I noticed that they still don’t have an area code.
MU3-0410, MUrray Hill 3-0410
The next sighting is from the Upper East Side of Manhattan, where a locksmith still uses its TRafalgar exchange name to advertise its business phone number of TR9-2740.
TR9-2740, TRafalgar 9-2740
The Sutton Clock Shop on 61st Street at Lexington Avenue added the 212 area code but kept its exchange-name-formatted number of PL8-2260. PL stands for “PLaza”: PLaza 8-2260.
PLaza 8-2260, Sutton Clock Shop
Even if it did not contain a Telephone Exchange Name this next picture would be pretty amazing anyway. This shot of Times Square in 1942 comes from my gigormous collection of amateur slides and found photos, and appears to have been taken by a Colorado family visiting Manhattan in 1942. Print and film media of the day make it tempting to think that the 1940s literally existed in black and white, but Kodachrome slides like this give the lie to that assumption. Full color steps from the past, in this case showing the PEnnsylvania Telephone Exchange Name advertising empty billboard space over a Ruppert Beer sign. There is a lot of other amazing detail in this picture, but for the purposes of this discussion the Pennsylvania 6-5300 phone number that towers over Times Square is today assigned to the Block, O’Toole, & Murphy law firm under the modern formatting of (212) 736-5300. I wonder if that law firm is aware that its phone number once soared over the crossroads of the world, and what they would have to pay for the privilege today?
Times Square, 1942. PEnnsylvania 6-5300
The San Remo Tailor Shop on Steinway Street in Astoria still invites you to call them at AStoria8-7979. I first posted this Exchange Name Number a few years ago. You can see a fuller picture of this sign here. It is from my series of pictures of signage which, for one reason or another, caught my eye.
AStoria-8-7979, San Remo Tailor Shop
This sign showing the Adams Real Estate Company’s old-format number is also from my signage series, and was first posted there a few years ago. The Adams Real Estate company still exists and uses the same number as they did generations ago. No longer ORegon 9-5500 you can dial the Adams company directly — without operator assistance! — by dialing (212) 679-5500.
ORegon 9-5500, Adams Real Estate
I borrowed the next Exchange Name sighting from my Faded Signs series, which is another photo set I add to once in a while. ALgonquin 4-1817 was the number for a real estate company at 450 Sixth Avenue. If you look closely at some of my other Faded Sign pictures maybe you’ll be able to make out other Exchange Name numbers in the barely-readable text that still survives from decades ago. The modern version of this old phone number — 212-244-1817 — belongs to Guess Handbags, located at 320 5th Avenue.
ALgonquin 4-1817
According to the Sunnyside Chamber of Commerce web site: “Billharz Plumbing, Inc. has been family-owned and operated for three generations since 1927 – Henri X. Billharz, Robert H. Billharz and Henri J. Billharz are licensed and certified.”
One of the signs on the Billharz Plumbing building still shows its exchange name number of STillwell 4-2468, but in these modern times the number is (718) 784-2468.
ST4-2468, STillwell 4-2468
The front windows of the Astoria Finast Window Company were the scene of a memorable exchange between the owners of Finast and an anonymous telephone caller who left unkind messages on the store’s answering machine. The message began with “To The Gargage That Spit And Put Stickers On My Window”. The rest of the message can be read here. It is part of my Typos, Engrish, and Other Public Grammar Gaffes section to which I add pictures once in a while.
Today the signage at the Astoria Finast Window shop is notable for its Telephone Exchange Name phone number, though the company seems to have tried to gloss over this relic of its past. I would expect any company to be proud of this tell-tale sign of its longevity. Nevertheless, Like Astoria Finast, many long-time companies sanded over or obliterated their Exchange Name numbers, replacing them with modern phone numbers.
Pick up your rotary dial phone and dial 0, then ask for RAvenswood 1-2089 to talk to someone at Astoria Finast Window Company.
RAvenswood 1-2089
The penultimate sighting in this set is from a company called Metro Systems Corp. Their number is most likely STillwell 6-0640. I say “most likely” because I want so much to believe that there was once a STeinway telephone exchange name in this part of Queens. I doubt there was, as the Telephone Exchange Name Project web site has no mention of it, but I allow myself to imagine what might have been within a field of knowledge known to be incomplete.
ST6-0640, STillwell 6-0640, Metro Systems Corp.
Like my first sighting, this last one shows another highly visible Telephone Exchange Name specimen. This one is located on Astoria Boulevard, at the highly-trafficked crossroads connecting the Grand Central Parkway, Triborough Bridge, and BQE. This number uses the RAvenswood exchange, which happens to be the exchange of my land line phone.
RA8-5660, RAvenswood 8-5660
I do not know what company used to own the RA8-5660 number. Today, however, this phone number so visible to passers-by would translate to 718-728-5660. That number belongs to a place called “Acupuncture & Acupressure”, a small shop located on Broadway in Astoria. I wonder if that company is aware that its phone number is blasted across the side of a nearby building, albeit in Telephone Exchange Number format.
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Florida Waterfront
I spent most of my youth in Florida, and lived for a year in a house situated similarly to the homes in this picture. We lived in a house at the end of a canal, our yard just above sea-level. Our grass did not run into the water as does the weedy growth seen in this picture. Our pier was not the obvious safety hazard seen in this picture. Our pier was well-built, its perimeter surrounded by a solid wood fence against which I leaned heavily while fishing or staring into the dark waters of Tampa Bay. Fishing was done in our back yard but in such shallow waters we knew that catfish would be our heartiest catch.
The waters at the end of the canal were a tantalizing void into which I stared. At low tide I saw horseshoe crabs, stingrays, catfish, turtles of widely varying sizes, and other mysterious-to-me sea creatures that seemed lost, having wandered far from the open waters into the dead-end gulley that was a place of random theater. At low tide the creatures would get trapped in the disappeared waters, forced to wait for the tide to return so they could swim again. Sometimes I saw horseshoe crabs flipped over, immobile, their creepy-crawly pedipalps and pusher legs flailing in the hot sun. We had a long stick which we sometimes used to flip these crabs back on their feet, but the gesture often failed to return them to open water.
The water was dangerous. There were no fences along the water’s edge. The boy who lived next door once fell in. I did not know what to do. I ran to the front door of his house, opening the door without knocking or ringing the doorbell, looking for James’ father. I ran into the living saw James’ father, sitting calmly in his easy chair reading a newspaper. I yelled “James fell into the canal!” and the man spontaneously threw the paper aside and leaped from his chair, a reflex action for which he needed no training. He ran out to the yard and pulled James from the water, the boy’s body soaked in the filthy, mangy water of Tampa Bay.
James considered me his hero after this incident. He claimed I saved his life. Had I not run for help he said he would have drowned, or been rabidly stabbed and then feed-frenzied by a haul of swordfish. James lavished me with tokens of appreciation, ceremonially presented to me in the safe space under the trees that separated our yards. One of his gifts was a tennis ball he found floating in the canal. Another gift was a pile of leaves and branches he collected from the trees in his yard.
The fear of falling into the canal was no joke among residents of those houses lining the waterway. I never fell in but after James did I heard the stories of others who stumbled into deeper waters further up the road. These tales, told by men younger than I am now, needed no fanciful exaggerations but were nevertheless embellished with fantasy creatures and impossible scenarios. Alligators were commonly seen in the waters but never the swordfish that some parents claimed would impale our little bodies should we dive in to these waters. Piranha are freshwater creatures from South America but that didn’t stop some chucklehead parents from swearing that a swarm of them patrolled the canal, waiting to leap from the water and munch on the face of any child caught staring.
These tales informed the respectful distance I kept from the canal, but they also fed the panic that arose like encroaching sea filth when the waters rose high and our back yard flooded. Never did the floodwaters reach more than a few feet past the sea wall but this small overflow removed the point of division between the sea and the land, and it fed my nightmares with images of sea creatures wandering onto the land, curiously poking around and picking through the things of a human. The theater stepped from the stage. I mostly feared those horseshoe crabs, which I knew from school to be mobile creatures. I thought of them as giant cockroaches — not out of any disdain but simply because to me they resembled the hard-shelled, oversized cockroaches I saw and sometimes heard hissing on our porch.
The waters covered our yard and I tried to sleep, knowing for sure that my room would fill with horseshoe crabs and turtles and their mucky cast of cronies. I do not know what happened. I do not know what parade of visitors rose from the canal to inspect my sleep but I know my room filled to the ceiling with filthy bay water and swirling schools of stingrays and swordfish.
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The problem with The Chair is that it is too comfortable. It is a comfort zone, a place of luxury and casual wealth which placates the rare sparks of my mind. Where is work done in our day? Once in a while I’ll see a profile of an influential thinker at an industry-leading company, the face behind the brand name, the mover of markets who gloriously labored in sphynxian silence and corporate anonymity until a print magazine found the individual and published a 12-page profile. You might imagine that such an important person has a workplace of some eccentricity — an 80" television or a custom-made aquarium shaped like an obscure Pacific island — but usually the person’s place of work is just a desk with a computer, a place which is, by appearances, the same as any desk at any similar place of employment. The value of the work performed there is said to rise to a higher level, to be of greater financial value to the employers and of greater value to society, but are not the machinations the same as the obscure laborer slaving away on data entry? Does a corporate celebrity not punch the same keys as their "underlings"? They do, but we are told it is done with more prescience, education, and a special form of contextual erudition known as “vision”. My corporate youth was filled with puzzlement over authority and rank at the workplace, especially the language used to express it. A particularly stark memo from my boss said that a document had been sent to "the people upstairs" even though said people were actually downstairs from us. They were "upstairs" from us not in physical reality but in the corporate pile. Employees whose compensation was considerably higher than their peers and even their bosses were described as "in the stratosphere." Spatial comparisons to corporate rank were funny to me, not for any cleverness they exhibited but because of what they revealed about the speaker’s anxieties and disillusions. An assistant once described a director as "BIG". She mockingly rolled her eyes and waved her hands, doing a little razzle-dazzle dance with her fingers to illustrate what BIG meant to her.
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Update: 10.30.2009: If you own a Pacific Image PowerSlide 3650 and have tales to tell from your use of it, check my Pacific Image PowerSlide 3650 Message Board, which as of yet contains postings only from myself.
I stopped scanning slides for a while, but this week I started back at it. I stopped partly because I was tired of it but also because the slide scanner was hocking up crazy stuff, malfunctioning so badly that I just said to hell with it. I did what any reasonable person would do. I stopped using it. I gave it a break. And when I resumed using the thing, it worked fine. I guess it overheated. The scanner is a Pacific Imaging PowerSlide 3650. It is a crazy contraption. I like the PowerSlide 3650 but it is not an easy-going, hands-off device. Getting this thing to do what I expect of it is a team effort. When it works it just churns away, spitting out decent-quality scans of my collection of thousands of slides. When it does not work I could blow a gasket. The scanner jams. It jams a lot, and when it jams it produces an awful hacking noise, the metal arm mechanism pounding at the hapless little 2″x2″ slide, occasionally ingesting said slide and thrusting it into the abyss of the scanner’s innards. These slides are destroyed, and by special dispensation of the company that makes the scanner I was allowed to disassemble the PowerSlide 3650 and pull the remains of some annihilated slides from inside — without voiding the warranty on the device. I had to do this because they were jamming the scanner from within, rendering the device useless. The first slide pictured here was 52 years old before the PowerSlide 3650 made it look like it had been chewed up and spit out by a cud-chewing beast. The second slide is from 1976 and looks like it was held under a blowtorch.
I do not mean to trash the PowerSlide 3650 scanner, though. Having called it out by name and manufacturer I guess I should make it clear that these mangled slides are rare. I have scanned over 10,000 slides with the PowerSlide 3650 and so far I have only lost 3 slides in the manner described. Those slides were in poor condition to begin with and maybe they should not have been committed to the jam-happy PowerSlide 3650. I say “maybe” because I can not understand why the 3650 jams on some slides but not others. Perfect slides are as likely to jam as bent or damaged slides. I decided not to use the PowerSlide 3650 to scan some older glass mounted slides. I never tried it but the possibility of shattering the glass in a scanner jam was enough to make me scan those on the CanoScan 8800f flatbed scanner with the slides attachment. The image quality is not as good but I do not want to risk crushing the slides, which are from the 1940s.
The idiosyncrasies of the PowerSlide 3650 are tolerable for the career hobbyist in me but disappointment lingers. I imagined I could run a side business with it, loading up 100 slides at a time and scanning them at 25¢ a pop while I slept or did other things. I could not, as part of a business endeavor, promise anything to a paying customer with this thing. It is too high-maintenance a device. This is probably a good thing, though. It keeps me from turning into the Robin Williams character in One Hour Photo, a movie I liked but which came up a little short of its intentions. I hate to say it but for me the most enduring image from that film is of Robin Williams sitting on the can, taking a dump in the bathroom of his obsession’s house.
I started scanning slides back in March, and since then I have sought out complete sets of family slides, sets which span decades and capture those milestones and milliseconds endemic to ordinary life. There have been some glorious gems in all those slides. A color shot of Times Square in 1942 looks like no image I have seen of that well-documented crossroad. The place looks so small in 1942. Today Times Square looks like a wannabe Las Vegas that suddenly turned into a trailer park with its $2 lawn chairs and bargain-basement pedestrian accoutrements. Slides from the early 1940s also get my attentions, not just for the color quality but for the fact that America in the 1940s is remembered as a black and white era by those of us who arrived after. Media memories command authority, and if World War II was reported on television and in print in black and white then most of us human beings whose lives did not touch the 1940s will imagine the battlefields and the soldiers themselves as black and white creatures.
The slides have acres of dreck about them. Miles to go between blurry, deteriorated slides of Niagara Falls and a clear, real image of a city street. Lives all start to look the same. Americans go to Cypress Gardens, Key West, Daytona Beach, and Weeki Wachee. They go to The Wisconsin Dells, Yosemite, Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon and the Black Hills. Who cares? Why even record these mundane adventures, already repeated and recorded by infinite others. Why document anything? Is it because human memory has for centuries been presumed to be fallible? Unreliable? What keeps drawing me back in to these mountains of engrammatic detritus, these human memory piles?
It must be the pictures. I love the pictures. I click through hundreds of them a day, assaying the memories of the dead as if they are my own.
Update: 10.30.2009: If you own a Pacific Image PowerSlide 3650 and have tales to tell from your use of it, check my Pacific Image PowerSlide 3650 Message Board, which as of yet contains postings only from myself.
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A text message arrived earlier, alerting me that my bank card starting with 511182 had been deactivated. I should call 888-950-5553 to reactivate.
888-950-5553
I knew this was bogus, though I might not have been so immediately sure of its bogosity had the same thing not happened to D several months ago, and also on a Saturday. She received a text message alerting her that her account had been compromised, and to call a toll-free number to restore access. The wording, as I remember it, was virtually identical to the message I got, and she quickly found that it was just another type of spoofing scam.
Other clues about the text message seemed to point to its sketchiness. The random capitalizations of first letters did not seem right, and the way it tried to identify my card number with its first 6 numbers and not the last 4 or 5 numbers seemed uncharacteristic of a legitimate bank communication. Nevertheless I checked my card and of course found that I have no account number or bank card that begins with 511182. I then looked up the toll-free number on some search engines and found nothing of any substance, though I would not consider search engine presence as proof of anything conclusive.
I knew it was fake but I decided to call the number anyway, just to see what it sounded like, and to see how the scam was supposed to unfold. I did not call from my cell phone or land line. I called from a payphone. I did not want Caller ID phishing (if that was a part of the scam) to deliver any personally identifiable information of mine to the fraudsters.
The first time I dialed the number I got a message saying all circuits were busy. I called again and when it rang I was immediately tipped off by something that might be considered pretty subtle: The phone rang once, and then quickly rang a second time. To me this suggested that the call was being forwarded to somewhere else. The guttersnipes must have hijacked a dormant or unused toll-free number and used its voicemail software to forward calls to their Call Center of Iniquity. If this was true then it answered my only real question about this scam, which was how an outlaw operation was allowed to get a toll-free number. I am sure it happens but my guess is that they did not own the 8889505553 number, but likely used common phone phreaking or social engineering techniques to take it over from someone else. I could be wrong about this but it made sense as it passed through my stream of consciousness.
I notice that this alert came on a Saturday, as did the similar alert D received some months ago. Our two incidents do not a valid sample make but if it represents a broader pattern then it might suggest that the voicemail system and toll-free number — if they were in fact being hijacked — were being used while its owners are out of the office or otherwise unawares.
A pathetic sounding robot voice answered and announced that I had reached “Chase 24-hour Card Activation.” To enter my credit card number I should press 1, to hang up press pound, and I think there was another option. To me it sounded crass and phony but I could see where someone in a panic might not listen to the nuances of the automated voice attendant and instead simply head straight to the escape route of re-activating their allegedly dead card. I would also guess that people enter their credit card number without comparing the first six digits of their card to the 6 digits in the text message, either because they don’t have the card with them or because people are more inclined to believe that their bank account information will get stolen then they are inclined to believe that it will not get stolen.
A real bank would not simply send you a text message. They would more likely call you, leave a communication in your online banking, or even mail you a letter. Nevertheless people do choose to get urgent alerts from their financial institutions sent to their cell phones. My identity theft insurance claims I will get a text message if anyone tries to open an account using my personal information. This has not happened — and I doubt it ever will because I have more confidence in the crooks’ ability to bypass these systems than in the banks’ abilities to maintain them — but something in me did perk up in the first instant that I saw this message.
I am sure this scam works.
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It’s my 19th 10/20. On this day, at 12:00 noon on October 20, 1990, I boarded an Amtrak train and left for New York.
In honor of this moment I am typing today’s words in the Tempus Sans ITC font, for its name is closest in spelling to the town from which I moved in 1990.
Today I sit in The Chair, that extravagant piece of home furnishing I saw at Macy’s soon after arriving here. Macy’s itself is, in fact, the very first place I remember seeing after stepping out of Penn Station and beginning my walk to Lincoln Center to meet the college friend who let me stay at his apartment for a week.
This mission-style recliner seemed impossibly extravagant to me when I first saw it, and I could only imagine the day I sailed up the escalators of that department store and paid for it with $1,000 cash-cash money. It must have been 1998 when I came up with the $1,000 by throwing coins into a red bucket. The bucket got so heavy that I could barely move it. I had to sort the coins, and I was not even half way through emptying the bucket of its coins and adding up the riches when I reached $1,000, mostly in quarters. Several laborious trips to the bank later I had money in the bank for The Chair, a piece of furniture which has lived up to the desires that I had for it.
I moved to New York based on a lie, and much of my progress here was based on lies. They were never intentional or planned, they just sort of happened by inducement and naivete. Poring over newspapers at the public library I believed all those jobs listed in the New York Times classified section actually existed, and I believed all the nonsense fed to me by employment agencies whose purpose, I came to understand, is to waste people’s time. I still have a business card for the guy who vigorously promised me job after job after job but who only lied. In retrospect there is something charming about his act but at the time the feeling of being robbed crept slowly in. He never took any money but he robbed me of time and other precious commodities.
A few years later I actually got a job through one of these time-vampire employment agencies, and I did it by lying. It was not planned, and in fact I can’t say that I remember if I actually uttered a lie outright. I had gone to an agency to take a word processing test. My experience with computers was limited. I had never owned a PC and had used word processing stations only in passing while at college. The idea of taking a word processing test seemed like any other stage of the bullshit employment agency rigmarole, although up until then I had not seen any agencies that had word processing tests. This agency was fancy!
I made an appointment to take this test, but when I showed up at the scheduled time I learned that the computers were not working, and that I should come back the next day. I called the next day to schedule another appointment but before I said anything the woman who answered said “You took the test yesterday?” I said yes, not exactly lying since I thought she would realize her error and re-schedule me for the test that I could not take the day before. Instead she asked if I wanted to work the next day. I said OK, and the next thing I knew I was sitting at a computer, a fully unqualified temp thrust into 12 hour workdays typing decks and presentations for marketing managers at a midtown cosmetics company, making what seemed like a jackpot wage of $18 an hour.
Once in a while I would talk to the woman at the temp agency, she calling once and again to see how things were going, assuring me that I could take the job permanently if I wanted it. I had been at the company for about 3 months when the formal job offer was handed to me in a closed-door meeting with the manager who brought me in as a temp. The formalities were sort of a gag, as we stepped through the job interview questions with nudges and winks and a sense that this was corporate machinations incarnate — today I refer to this sort of behavioural bloviation as “Corporata”.
She said the job was mine and that I was lucky because “It’s a good company!” I didn’t know what she meant by that at the time, but I now know how right she was. I thought she was simply referring to how the company was well-known and financially flush, and while that was true it was not what she meant by “good company”. She meant Good Company as opposed to Fast Company or what would later come to be known as a Fucked Company. This was a good place to be. This was not a company that engaged in ritual employee abuse or worker exploitation, and for me it was great fun for a couple of years, learning how to have a job, learning how to use computers and hijacking the company modems for Internet access before anyone there had even heard of that global network. After 3 years there I had had enough of but I was never taken advantage of or disrespected as are so many people I know today at their companies. I was lucky, because I was prime material for having the marrow of my soul sucked dry by an unprincipled employer in a very cutthroat industry.
Eventually I left to take a job in the New Media division of an even bigger company, a decision that was considered a crazy risk by the few people I knew who had even heard of the Internet at the time. The IT and tech guys at the company told me the Internet was a fad, like Interactive TV and the teletype, although I did whet the chops of particularly hungry marketeer. Standing in my office he saw me pointing and clicking on hyperlinks on web pages. It was his first exposure to the Internet and I could feel his energies perk up as he watched this most elemental transaction — the clicking of links. That experience could not have been his only motivating inspiration but he soon left the company to become Interactive Director somewhere else, a job he held for 3 or 4 weeks before his ignorance was revealed.
That place feels like a lifetime ago, and I have no contact with anyone I knew there. There is, however, a lingering relic that inhabits my days. Two women who worked at that company during my time there live in my neighborhood. I see them walking around. They do not seem to recognize me, and I do not remember their names but I recognize not just their faces but that look about them — a self-satisfied air of thievery and wits. These were the types who did as little work as possible, whose every day was spent evading their bosses and putting forth as little effort as they could before going home feeling like a success. Their techniques, developed over many years, allowed them to pace themselves so as to spread minimal work across a maximum time horizon. The woman I see most often these days was fired after 18 years at the company, but she was hardly alone. A corporate redesign poured over the company like hot lava, emptying it of hundreds of employees, most of whom were re-hired months later at higher salaries. Maybe she was among the re-hirees.
Three years elapsed between my 10/20 (that sounds like a tax form) and landing that job. Next year will be my 20th 10/20. I like the symmetry of 10/20, and next year’s will land on the perfectly beautiful 10/20/10, or 10/20/2010.
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Experience Smith is buried in a parking lot behind the Saks 5th Avenue Outlet at Woodbury Common in Central Valley, New York. Experience and several others are whiling away eternity at Ye Olde Coffey Grounds, an historic old cemetery preserved and maintained by the management of Woodbury Common.
Experience Smith at Ye Olde Coffey Grounds
D spotted this litte yard a couple of months ago, and a few weeks later she and I were on a bus to Woodbury Common, she going back with me not for the shopping but to lead me to this interesting little burial ground.
Cemeteries turned into parking lots are not uncommon. There are instances of this even in my immediate surroundings: The parking lot of the grocery store I frequent most often was built atop two large, old cemeteries, and none of the burials were exhumed or relocated. The Coffey Grounds at Woodbury Common are somewhat unusual not just because the yard is intact but because it is actively maintained by the owners of the commercial interests which encroach upon it. Parking spots and traffic directly abut the grounds, the hum of activity creating an uncharacteristic background sound for a cemetery visit. At the Coffey Grounds toppled stones are set straight, the grounds are taken care of, and several of the stones we saw that had fallen apart from vandalism or the elements had been re-assembled, some of them bolted back together.
The Coffey Grounds reminded me of the St. George Churchyard and Cemetery in Astoria, and the perils it seemed to face when the church decided to build an apartment building on the grounds. Some thought that the construction of the building would obliterate this small cemetery, but the church followed through on its promise to leave the yard intact. The only drawback to this seems to have been that the grounds were all but impossible to get to during some phases of the construction, but D and I have been there recently and found that public access is fully restored now that the apartment building is finished.
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