12/12/97, 2:45 AM
tommy daniels
uh...scratching my kentuckian butt and generally being wack.

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12/12/97, 1:02 PM
ridin
Just sitting here thinking about the night we shared on the phone. And smiling.


12/12/97, 7:48 PM
Elmo
Staring at this screen wondering if in an upsidedown house.... A basement would make a good attic

B_lareau.hotmail.com


12/12/97, 10:04 PM
Notnilc Eel
Listening to Mark speak about highSkool and all the warped things that go with it. Made possible by deleting noise like MoneyNet from the CPU of life.


12/13/97, 6:22 PM
sinner
tried to stay off, and i am doing prettyt good,but i just had to leave you a message to say how much i miss you


12/13/97, 8:33 PM
Is this healthy?
Waiting for the report to finish running. About to give up and go home. Computers are such a joy.


12/13/97, 9:27 PM
bob
thinking of you.


12/14/97, 0:32 AM
llull
listening to show by the cure

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12/14/97, 9:14 AM
wacky
I'm sitting here thinking how much I hate computers and how much I hate NOT having one at home right now! and I'm thinking - "Hi Mark" *grin*

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Wishing I didn't have one.


12/14/97, 10:12 AM
mobPHARc
Sitting at home wondering when will I ever learn about Telstra *grin* [;>

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12/14/97, 10:30 AM
Peter
Sitting. Eating a chicken sausage, waiting for a phone call. Problems to solve, none of them mine. Brains probed produce same responses here. Moving and not sure where. Shit weather, shit rain. Long silence.

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12/14/97, 11:07 AM
bob
I just ate a delicious plate of nachos. Now I digest.


12/14/97, 11:16 AM
stomach
I just ate a delicious plate of cheese grits that I made myself. Wonder where you can get those in NY?


12/14/97, 12:10 PM
Mike
Being Bored

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12/14/97, 12:21 PM
Ollie
Sipping some cough medicine and waiting for the next coffee and 'powder milk biscuit' to be ready while looking around onLine. It is quite cold here but not in this apt.


12/14/97, 12:28 PM
Dave
Greedily slurping down coffee and checking out your site. Also, thinking I should be doing something much more productive.

Happy Holidays!

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12/14/97, 1:56 PM
Ollie
Sipping cough syrup on this cold winter-like day and looking around the on-Line addresses while waiting for baking powder biscuits to warm to just the right texture.


12/14/97, 4:06 PM
"AJ"
Getting car parts removed from an 89 Honda Accord in order to replace them with working ones. Cost about 1500 to refurbish the car and be in top running shape. Am paying someone named Rick to do it but I am helping.


12/14/97, 9:09 PM
nelly
Killing time waiting for a computer to do something. This is a great site to do that at, and it'll only get better, methinks. What I love is when you go to the bedcam and Mark is there, and then you go back in a little while and you can see him disappear! 5 seconds worth living.


12/15/97, 0:32 AM
Jordan Fackrell
being intellectually aroused

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i don't have one at the moment


12/15/97, 0:48 AM
Butrose Ghali
I just would like to tell you that you have achieved the ultimate anyone on the web can hope to ever achieve- a bookmark to your page the first bookmark i've put on this newest install of netscape communicator professional edition- and hopefully the last i'll have to reinstall due to my computer being so incredibly stupid.

by the way, i put it under "entertainment"

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don't click this


12/15/97, 1:23 AM
-- A Smitten Kitten
Listening to Mark play Metamorphosis 2 & making digital Xmas cards... Man, if you make love as well as you play Glass, you're gonna make some luchy woman the happiest chick in NYC!


12/15/97, 1:26 AM
-- Still Smitten
... If I can get up the nerve to knock on your door, will you answer?


12/15/97, 12:32 PM
observer
Just read the opening paragraph of a book that struck my attention:

"To be deeply rooted in a place that has meaning is perhaps the best gift a child can have. If that place has beauty and a feeling of permanence it may suggest to him unawares that sense of identity with this physical earth which is the humblest and happiest of life's intuitions."

Christopher Morley, "John Mistletoe"

Oh, the book just fell open on another good one:

"Time, like nakedness, is holy: it is the bare body of life. Prudent people have made fetishes of it. Clocks are the figleaves of Time. How few dare face Time unveiled."

Should I take this one home with me, do you think, or is it a false attraction...


12/15/97, 3:28 PM
Maggie
Wondering about things like intruders, and what to do if you get the sudden and distinct impression that the person of whom you're most trusting is actually a complete nut case. Wondering what a complete nut case really is, and whether or not I have the right to define it. Wondering if I am, in fact, the nut case.

I tried sleeping on it, but awoke with the same wary dread.


12/15/97, 9:09 PM
mugwump
I like what Trent Reznor said...

You know it is true love when you realize that you could be killed in your sleep at any moment, and it does not really phase you...

We are all potential nut cases...


12/15/97, 9:22 PM
The Count
Waiting, waiting, waiting for my baby to move inside me. Waiting for the "flutter" women say they feel around this point in their pregnancy. I want my kid to give me a good swift kick----come on and make mama happy, junior.


12/16/97, 0:04 AM
Hyper
Reading 'Count's posting and wondering where her email address is. . .nowhere to be found. Well just wanted to let her know that holding a radio playing classical music to the little one is a nice thing to do. It is soothing and miraculous for the pre-borns.


12/16/97, 6:34 AM
Sue
Well I usually work nights, so I am awake when everyone else is sleeping. I bought a new computer, so I am checking it out, seeing if I can crusise the internet with some speed now.

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12/16/97, 12:59 PM
I shouldn't say.
reading the earlier entries. Believe me, when a a complete nut-case enters your life, you'll know it. Currently rreeling from my nut-case delivering slanderous letters about me to previous collegues and friends in a city I used to live in. She didn't even post them, she just dwent to their office!


12/16/97, 3:37 PM
David
Killing time before a final.

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12/16/97, 6:49 PM
Davids doppelganger (not want to knock off his URL)
me no like the K word. me spend time. time is precious. time is eternal. what time is it? who invented it? " tell me about the rabbits. . ."

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12/16/97, 7:44 PM
someone currently sleeping with dozen periodicals, a newspaper and 5 sweaters
Looking at that bed and thinking, oh Mark must have another bed somewhere that he actually sleeps in


12/16/97, 10:04 PM
lived o' loot
The pressure of an academic career.

I am condemned to a life of studying.

Who knew the lac operon could be so damn fun?

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12/16/97, 10:45 PM
systmc
kinda like a cloud i was up way up in the sky and i was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe sometimes i can't believe them myself and i decided i was never coming down. just then a tiny little dot caught my eye it was just about too small to see. but i watched it way too long and that dot was pulling me down.


12/16/97, 11:31 PM
kerri
contemplating going to bed.


12/17/97, 11:29 AM
Wetfly
Wondering if I know Ridin, and Sinner? Yes, those names sound familiar. Yes, I know them. Yes, I am in a similar situation. Yes, I understand. Yes, I am going to see her. Yes, our eyes are going to meet. Will it be the same? I don't know.

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12/17/97, 11:58 AM
Liz Czarnecke
I am killing time between two finals at my college. I had one at 10:30 and have one at 1:00. I'm just trying to keep busy.

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12/17/97, 3:33 PM
scott totten
I'm at work..answering technical suport questions for netscape.

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12/17/97, 3:53 PM
Karey
I'm at work too, waiting for my purchasing dept to send over the orders for the day so that I can charge them before I'm off to my nite class at 4:30

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12/17/97, 3:55 PM
Fred Kau
Fooling around, Playing games with a C++ compiler, surfing, and other useless activities.

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12/17/97, 5:02 PM
god
Killing cute fuzzies

Heaven.com
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12/17/97, 5:43 PM
ridin
i know dat fly.


12/17/97, 6:21 PM
Dani
Thinking of being with him soon..dont know if it will be the same..can only hope...Uh, Hi Ridin and Sinner...LOL...love you Wetfly...

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12/17/97, 7:41 PM
Wetfly
Cleaning my dump of a room, and wishing she were here to help me. Cleaning is more fun in pairs. Anything would be more fun with her.

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12/17/97, 9:52 PM
Megan
If u could be anything, What would u be? Well I would like to let u read this, i think of it everytime I see a gorgeous guy. If I could be anything, I would want to be a tear, born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips. Its the beautifuliest thing I have ever read, I hope that u like it.

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12/17/97, 10:14 PM
Megan LVS DANIEL
im typing another entree, i just got finished reading all the other entrees. The poems, no offense, suck. I think poems should be funny, dont so depressing as most as. Im just sitting here, trying to think of a funny poem, trying to remember what i did with all mine, and debating whether to study for my Semseter Test tommerow. Its so boring here in west virginia, guess thats why I wrote on this. Oh, I remember where their at. Let me let u read some of my poems, hope u like em.You can email me and tell me what u think if u want..good or bad..

When the day comes when you die, you'll see what happens when u drink and drive you see the tree but u cant miss it the helplessness of being in the car when u cant do anything you'll think of all the mistakes you made see life flashing before you eyes remember you kill yourself when u drink and drive ANOTHER ONE: Unprotected Sex whats that to you? the scent of babies in the air it gives u are scare well slap a condom on his dick maybe you wont get sick she finds later of AIDS what a way to die if only hed worn a condom shed still be alive

I hope that u like them, and if u have any comments email them to me...i love mail.

NOW BACK TO MY BORING LIFE!!

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12/17/97, 11:38 PM
A Random Fan
I'm listening to Mark talk about his walk in Rockerfeller Center... I dont remember hearing many beautiful things when I lived in NY. Even when I went walking alone late at nite & listened very hard, I almost never heard anything truly beautiful. The sound of 2 people fucking in their tiny 4th floor walkup may or not fall into that category... If you listen too hard to the NY night, you end up hearing someone screaming. I'm glad I moved out of NY. I'd rahter stay home & listen to Mark play the piano. Pleasant dreams, maestro...

-- in memory of Lisa Izquierda & too many others


12/18/97, 1:26 AM
Cletus Maximus
Dreaming of Kafka and a steaming bowl of tapioca.


12/18/97, 4:37 AM
liquidtruth
wow. getting drunk on sake is like nothing else

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12/18/97, 7:43 AM
Dani
Wishing he were next to me when I woke up this morning..wanting his touch..needing him so...

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12/18/97, 1:55 PM
blindswine
a couple months ago i was living in seattle working for this bitch-assed internet company called "cyberslice" (read:cyberSLAVE). bastards screwed me out of a bunch of cash and a promotion they'd promised me for over six months... so i said, "FUCK THEM!" and stormed out of the office, the city, the state, and the whole damned country and decided to take a month chasing around island girls down in the carribean... which turned out to be a damned good idea, and, by the way, one i highly recommend. so there i am, hanging out in trinidad, drinking those foofy drinks with the pink umbrellas, oggling chocolate-brown sistas wrapped in island mesh... and then i realized... FUCK SEATTLE! the only people who think seattle is a "great" place to live or dorky middle-aged white guys (and gals) who waste their time making lists of "great places to live"... but i digress... while contemplating the beauty of chocolate booty, i had an epiphany... an illumination that came to me like the voice of god from above... and he sayeth unto me, "YO! STANKNUTS! GIT UP OFF YO' ASS AND MOVE BACK TO NYC!!! YOU BEEN SPENDING SIX WEEKS DRINKING TRINI RUM AND STARIN' AT THAT ASS, AND NOW YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY!! THOU SHALT GO FORTH TO MANHATTAN AND GET A JOB!! SUCKA!" then i thought, "damn... the god muh-fucka sure is a hard-ass..." but regardless of the rigidity of his divine posterior, i took his advice... so the other day i find myself walking down eighth avenue and for some reason this guy by a store window catches my attention... he's mesmerized by something he sees, and is pontificating loudly... so i decide to take a minute out of my life and check it out... to my horror, this deranged bastard has his dick in his hand, face plastered against the window, drool spewing down his chin, and chanting "ChEW-BaCCA!!! cHEWBacca...aaaahh.. CHEWBACCA!!!...mmm... luke... darth?...CHEWBAACCCAA!!!" all of which leads me to this conclusion. there are only two kinds of people in this world: sons of bitches and muh-fuckin' SICK sons of bitches. but in the end, i guess the whole point of this rambling mess is that watching a guy masterbate to star wars action-figures in manhattan might be sick and wrong... BUT IT SURE AS HELL BEATS LIVING IN SEATTLE!!! p.s.:

FUCK SEATTLE!

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12/18/97, 5:29 PM
christine
I am sitting just looking for people to talk to and to mess around what are you doing and how old are you.


12/18/97, 9:32 PM
Don't worry who Iam -- just pass me that spliff!
Wondering if it's true that the Fox network has plans to develope SORABJI.COM - THE SERIES, with monthly 1-hr. docudrama specials on THE PAYPHONE PROJECT. (Someone oughta be paying you, Mark!)

And wondering what happened to Mark's online page...?

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12/18/97, 11:25 PM
vast intimacy
Gasping.

Those plaid pants... they seem...alive...

Incidentally, what are you doing is really a dumb question that hardly ever gets answered here. By the time you've thought up and typed in your answer, it's what ahve you done...

Right now, as ai'm typing this, however, I'm jiggling my foot. It's playing havock with m y spelling too!11


12/18/97, 11:46 PM
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
i'm bored to fucken death


12/18/97, 11:48 PM
******
I'm reading five books and reading this web page cuz I got paid.

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12/19/97, 10:11 AM
someone
arranging the friday nite tour bus from hell...

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12/19/97, 10:29 AM
random sperm receptacle
being depressed by music that isn't depressing at all.

sleepy. not putting on clothes.

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12/19/97, 11:10 AM
Ramon
I am looking for sometihng for the school but now I wanna kow more about you and your tihnks r


12/19/97, 2:14 PM
someones #2
I am going against the one most important lesson my father has taught me


12/19/97, 5:40 PM
Annie
Sitting on my fat ass here at work, eating my lunch and looking at this stupid web page. WHY????

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12/19/97, 7:58 PM
a beautiful man
deciphering what url "annie" meant to type in before and coming to the conclusion that she is the ugliest thing i've ever seen on the world wide web.


12/19/97, 11:03 PM
Reverend Robert Bane
Pondering this that and the other as it were...

I have found this domain of odd by, as I often do, typing a word at random into netscape and seeing if the domain really exists.

On this occasion, I typed "hell". It brought me to hell, and that brought me here. I shall recomend your "apartment" to friends that think as I.

Thank you

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12/20/97, 1:36 AM
Scud
I found HELL.com the same way you did and I was looking through it and I saw that you were the featured member so I decided to check this out. Nice page.

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12/20/97, 2:04 AM
Paul Fabian
Very innovative site. I felt compelled to find out if I could become a member.

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12/20/97, 12:38 PM
PicoFarad
My neighbor just phoned to tell me that the Opera "The Barber Of Seville, (broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House) will be starting in about one hour. 12:30 Central Standard Time. It's really hard-hitting, a great opera by Rossinni" so I though I would let everyone know.

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12/20/97, 12:39 PM
PicoFarad
My neighbor just phoned to tell me that the Opera "The Barber Of Seville, (broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House) will be starting in about one hour. 12:30 Central Standard Time. It's really hard-hitting, a great opera by Rossinni" so I thought I would let everyone know.

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12/20/97, 12:41 PM
PicoFarad
My neighbor just phoned to tell me that the Opera "The Barber Of Seville, (broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House) will be starting in about one hour. 12:30 Central Standard Time. It's really hard-hitting, a great opera by Rossinni" so I thought I would let everyone know.

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12/20/97, 1:31 PM
blindswine
masturbating wildly and speaking in tongues...

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12/20/97, 4:11 PM
But the Opera is On! and it IS pretty. and it is Live Broadcast via New York!

ADDS


12/20/97, 4:42 PM
Eating chips, spilling pop on my keyboard.


12/20/97, 5:16 PM
Dmitry
calling payphones just for the hell of it,

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12/20/97, 10:06 PM
R.C.
At this moment I am ROFL & wondering if the 12/13/97 posting at The Stalking Post about toilet-training Mark on a trans- continental flight was REALLY posted by Mark's mother? That made my nite! I'm told that boys take longer to toilet train (which makes no sense/ since they pee standing & don't grow up reading in the bathroom as a rule) /but if you have to book a FLIGHT to get the job done/then I'm glad I don't have kids!


12/21/97, 1:36 AM
WaveLust Empire
sitting around.

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12/21/97, 3:15 AM
Wetfly
Wondering if I am the only moron still awake when he needs to sleep, but can't, or won't. Hell, that's the deal. I just WON'T go the fuck to bed. Life gets stranger by the moment. Good morning Dani...

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12/21/97, 6:14 AM
Dani
Been up all night aching for you baby..could NOT go the fuck to sleep..Gotta have you, SOON sweet thing...I love you my Wetfly..Have a great day...

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12/21/97, 10:30 AM
ct
Hi R.C.! Yes, that really was Mark's mother with the potty tale. I stop by here from time to time to see if Mark has made his bed yet.


12/21/97, 10:44 AM
R.C.
MARK -- MAKE YOUR BED! Your Mom is looking! She will think you have not done your laundry for months & be worried that you have nothing warm & clean to wear!

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12/21/97, 10:54 AM
Darlene Nguyen Ely
Thanks for visiting my online exhibit :) Merry Christmas

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12/21/97, 2:08 PM
Markus
Happy X-Mas to you!!

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12/21/97, 2:25 PM
mr. misery
merry fucking suffering bloody cocksucking piece of shit holiday!


12/21/97, 4:19 PM
PicoFarad
It's raining outside here at the 90o longitude and 60o latitude city called New Orleans, about 70o outside. I hope that you can tell that the small ohs are for degrees. I just found out that there is a marker downtown near the French Quarter that proclaims that exact location.

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12/21/97, 7:30 PM
R.C.
...being jealous that PicoFarad gets to spend Xmas in New Orleans. Have fun!