PetRock

Wondering what happened to Dani & The Wetfly...did they turn into a sitcom rerun like Nanny & The Professor? Do they still show up here, keeping their heads down, posting anonymous messages of love to each other? And will the bedcam work for me today?

[email protected]

Brian

Thinking about things that have yet to happen, and things that may never be. Sarah came back after having the baby. Her breasts are really big now, seems like a pain to me. She said it could start leaking at any time, yuck... Changes are good, but I wish things would stay the same. I'm looking foreward to going to the beauty supply to buy stuff for school, and for me. How come I've started to grow up, but the people around me haven't? Why do I know less than I did yesterday? Why do I have so many questions? Maybe someone will tell me......

[email protected]

XenaKaBoom

Listening to Beck's Odelay, feeling the muscles in my arms ache after moving furniture yesterday, and drinking coffee. I do not feel profound today.

[email protected]
http://xenakaboom.dynip.com

Bishman

Closing a deal....

Ain't dealage GREAT!?!?

[email protected]

can

looking for good, fast, inexpensive web-hosting. Drinking Noni.

[email protected]

nate

Wondering why. Procrastinating. The usual.

[email protected]

TBone

I'm finding myself tired of everything... Most of all I'm tired of being tired... Isn't that something Tom Petty said?

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone

Hal

I'm living "but" Life is nothing but that which we strive to better our selves in, but for what pourpose??? I mean at the end of this thing called life it just ends doesn't it??? Ponder that and then ask yourself why you sometimes find that icky yellow stuff on top of cans of chicken soup.

[email protected]
None

Comet

Doing? Everything, nothing...living life I guess you could call it. Pondering the thought of Hal....I think the yellow stuff on the top of soup cans is there to make you wonder. But, as for life...it never ends...it just gets better after this so called life is over...you'll see. Ponder that!

[email protected]

Hal

What am I doing, well someone with a sick mind might take that bad, but see I have a healthy mind as far as I know so I guess I'm sitting here telling you all what kind of mind I have.

[email protected]

Comet

It's what I'm not doing you should be worried about....

[email protected]

Hal

I'm going to bed thats what.

[email protected]

Dani

funny thing..I stopped in here today for the first time in ages to see if the same old people were being the same old people and sure as shit, there you are PetRock..Now, 1 question...how come I dont remember seeing your name here before? Ot are you just like one of those nosey people who keep up with other peoples messages? Well, allow me to lay your curiosity to rest..It has been like many weeks since Wetfly or Myself have left any messages here...thats because Wetfly has died. So there you have it PetRock, the final episode of the Dani & Wetfly mini-series. Dont hold your breathe for any reruns on this channel.

[email protected]

Dani

Oh how terribly rude of me to not ask how my favorite 2 little girlys are doin'..HOW THE HELL ARE YA KELSEY AND DREAMGIRL?? Call me.........K???????????

[email protected]

OUnoUlikeit

Putting my smoothest words and moves into email to Kymical and trying to get her attention, because she is so coooooooool!

Ridin

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.....you ROCK, my Danigirly-girl!! We sistah's got it goin' ON!!! Dani, I say we head back to Florida and RAISE some holy TERROR..lmao @ Terror wanting to bathe in the Florida sea with you again!! Go Dani, Go Dani, Go Dani, Go!!

[email protected]

Ridin

Oh Damn, Dani........call me.....K!?!??!?!?!!!

Ridin

LOL @ Me........sorry Dani....couldn't resist!!

Dani

Uh, Not for nuthin' Ridin Girly girl but if memory serves me correctly, wasn't it you and Mikey that were bathing in the same sea??? THOUGHT SO!!!!!! Sorry my RidinHoochieMama, I just could NOT resist!!!!!!!

Dr. ReJoyce Brothers

PIRCH is a wonderful program.

kymical affliction

enjoying the e-mail advances...

something to ice pack my wounded ego with...

many thanks OUnoUlikeit. :)

also getting off my first day at work....thank the lord.

i really want to travvel now for some reason.

[email protected]

Dr. ReJoice Brothers

Admiring the immediacy of PIRCH.

A

Taking a break from creating my resum�. What a joke it is. Watching Mark's face stare into the computer. Can't wait to see what he's up to. Maybe a Valentine's Day piece? Ugh--Let's just get rid of this "holiday"

OUnoUlikeit

Looking at the stars, singing into the wind, feeling damn good, waitin' for my friend.

silly girl

thinking of ripping out the pictures from a few magazines. feeling like a child on christmas night cause i just might get a call saying i have a new place to live tommorrow. wanting to go shopping for more clothes! being happy with my footwear. cause i wear the sneakers of the gods. i am not a role model, i wear chuck taylors. wanna wear make up....but can't to bed. silly goose! okay okay, i will stop. toodles.

pathetic girl

sucking on the rim of my mug of hot cocoa. actually, there hasn't been any cocoa left in it in quite a while, but it still tastes good, if i concentrate really hard. i am tired but unable to deal with the idea of sleeping. sometimes i feel like it is a battle of my will--like staying up is some sort of perverse victory over the gravity/inevitability that is sleep....

PetRock

Oh, Dani...

No, you haven't seen my name here before because I just discovered this site last week thanks to the wonderful Washington Post. And I don't consider myself to be any nosier than the next person. Why would you post messages here for all the world to read and then profess annoyance when people actually read them???

Sorry to hear about the Wetfly...you have my sympathies. Guess you'll now have to find someone else to cheat with.

[email protected]

Dani

Kiss ass much PetRock? since when is the Washinton Post wonderful? Speaking of cheating though...you can catch my newest release on video..It's called "Dani does Dallas"..."Dani does Denver" will follow...then of course "Dani does Detroit" and so on..Awww, how kind of you to offer your warmest sympathies...Aint he just the sweetest thing Ridin??? Gotta love a man with a little SOFTness...Soooooo nice to see all these loving, caring, bitter people again here at Sorabji!!!! You brighten my days!!!!! To bad your so damn lame though PetRock...cum up with something a little better next time........K?????? Do you bore woman as easily in bed as you do here honey??

Dani

maybe I should have said aint he/she the sweetest thing? Hmmm..

Ridin

Damn Dani....what about Dani does Denmark? I say we do da whole damn universe!! LOL...go girl!! I'm thinkin..Ridin does Rhode Island....what'cha think? Gotta start small..lolol

Hal

I'm waiting for class to end... But hey who isn't.

[email protected]

K RidinHoochieMama...heres the deal girly...ALWAYS start small and then when you become a professional cheater like myself, you go on to bigger and better things..Ok, Ok, Ok, you twisted my arm enough..Yes, I will give you free lessons on how to be a pro cheater...lemme think of the best and easiest way to explain it...K I got it...JUST SPREAD 'EM GIRL!!! yeah, your wlecome for the lesson...whatta friends for? LOL

Janie Panie

Hey Petrock, what's this about findout out about this site in the Post? I am curious. Did the Post have some kind of story on this site? That's really cool. I don't read the Post, but I mean still, that's pretty cool. Isn't it?

kym-kym-kymical

i just figured out active desktop! and i know what it does now!

oh wowie.

gotta go to work.

[email protected]

PetRock

Janie Painie --

There is a "Surfing" Column once a week in the Post where people can submit odd sites that they come across. This was from the Thursday, Jan. 29th column:

"There you are filling up your car when the nearby pay phone starts ringing off the hook. Ever wonder how and why people call these anonymous numbers? It all became clear to me when I chanced upon The Pay Phone Project. This frighteningly comprehensive directory of public phones in almost every code in North America provides not only their seven-digit codes, but information on their environs. That way you know if the person on the other end is in the lobby at Ichabod Crane Middle School, inside a post office in Bellevue or outside a reading room at the Library of Congress. What's truly scary is that you can add your own numbers--a surefire way to punish sworn enemies. I'll take a telemarketer over a Net phone voyeur any day." (Submitted by Dan Pacheco at [email protected])

So, send your kudos to Dan....

[email protected]

Dani --

Kiss my ass! Pucker up, baby....

Dani

Uh-huh, and whos ass might that be???

pix

waiting for nik to revive his parser. sipping at some yummy herbal tea. realising it's 4am and reflexively rubbing my eyes.all in all, disturbingy productive.

[email protected]
http://www.angelfire.com/mo/sfet

Pete

Still being bored in school. There are some annoying geeks near me. Don't get me wrong, i like regular geeks, but these guys are the bragging boasting annoying type. They constantly try to one up one another, and act as though they are some type of techno-god. *BARF* C'est la vie, and all that other crap. I could go for some candy.

[email protected]

nate

geeks... geeks... taste like chicken.

thinking... Seems what people are doing isn't really what people are doing.

sober.

late.

[email protected]

Pete

I could go for some chicken, now that you mention it...Can I come over for dinner?

[email protected]

maga

thinking 'bout you

[email protected]

pix

been coding for 6.5hrs now... normally id be ashamed to say that. but we got so much done. normally i think to much. i need to breathe more. thinking of calling it a night.

[email protected]
http://pix.test.at

PetRock

I want to go home now...and I was just given a project to do. Well, I'm still leaving on time! When will that chicken be ready?

Bjorn

avoiding vague paperwork at m.i.t. for the next hour-and-a-half

[email protected]
http://b.base.org

Maggie

Wondering why the fact that my phone company changed the automated voicemail operator's voice fills me with such dread.

Carrie

Im dreading the thought of my tackling my homework downstairs. Its sitting on a desk smelling of evil, I swear. This dread seems mildly appeased by this kewl homepage

[email protected]
http://osiris.sund.ac.uk/~ca7cwh/

sarah

no matter how monomanic i am about my goals, someone else always seems to get there first.

TBone

Pounding ethnocentricity into the dust...

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone

Wetfly

uh, did someone mention Wetfly?

[email protected]

Dani

Uh, time for a new page Ridin!!!!! HO MY GOD...Reincarnation DOES exist..It's a miracle!!!!!!!

Brett

"I'm eating my own head." -- graffiti carved into some woodwork at the beginning of _The Breakfast Club_ which is what is playing on my VCR and TV right now. I'm glad I don't have cable, as I can still get a Fox affiliate and thus 90210, Po5, and the Simpson's. Great entertainment. Don't even have to pay for it, as well I shouldn't. They should pay me. Everyone owes me one... the whole durn world. I want it now.

[email protected]
http://members.tripod.com/~dr_zomb

kelsey

i don't like those automated voices anyway, maggie, except for the one from the library that calls to tell me when reserved books are in, or when i haven't returned overdue stuff. he's kinda funny, and he pronounces my name in a uniquely bizarre fashion. mark, thanks for visiting. i missed you.

[email protected]
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4761

nate

M very tired. yes. tired. wrote an angry letter to the school newspaper. ripped apart 95% of the readership in a self-gratifing craze.

bought a dictionary. i should use it. it makes me happy.

look up a lot of words today.

for no reason.

yes: fuck. And Frick, too, but only Henry Clay.

He's a philanthropist. Funny, that's what i want to be when i grow up.

[email protected]
http://www.csc.calpoly.edu/~nloux

nate

went to pix's page.

http://pix.test.at/gourdon.html

specfically.

had a flashback.

emotions:mixed.

[email protected]

Charlie Pepiton

Just chillin' at work!!

beka wilkins

i am watching a movie while working my second job. i guess i can't beat my luck!

well the night is no longer young, so i guess i'll go...so long.

OUnoUlikeit

Looking for a Kymical reaction on my desktop.

spiracle

my word of the day,

mellifluous.. flowing sweetly.... and smoothly...

Docklefar

Dreamt of freedom, birds agreed... They said they'd lend their wings to me. So I deprived them, so I could fly, then, and up into the grey I went.

[email protected]
http://www.spew.com/

chris

I'm up too late, surfing the web, eating mac & cheese and listening to the SuperFly soundtrack. Things are good.

[email protected]
http://overwhelmed.org/chris/

little filbert

oh, i can't say. it's all too much. this.... thingness.

pathetic girl

wishing i could reach the person i desperately want to reach with these stupid fumbling words i can't seem to get right...

The Lizard King

I am the king.

[email protected]

stuffy-kymical

i am crying over the ending of the movie i just watched. i did the same thing last night, just it was a diffrent movie. i have got to stop with the late night movie veiwing. cause all that is on are old flicks and erotic thrillers. like either of those make me happy to be single and alone! going to bed now.

[email protected]

Jason Morency

Don't cry stuffy-kymical, if you want someone to talk to e-mail me. What movies were you watching anyway? People all over, come to my web page and tell me what you think. It's my first, I'm just a beginner, and I'd love some feed back. Hope to talk to SOMEBODY soon. See Ya!!

[email protected]
http://www.abc.nb.ca/itm/jasonm/jayspage.html

George of the Jungle

I think Dani and Wetfly are madly in love and dont want to admit it. Take the word of an old man like myself and do not let life and love pass you by. You can find all the new pages that the internet has to offer Dani but wishing that the man you love is dead will not diminish your feelings.

nate

megascopic / meld mil / milkweed

mildew - nectar, lit., honeydew.

i am dictionary boy. i am dictionary boy. i am dictionary boy.

blink. read. blink.

i am dictionary boy.

[email protected]

spiracle

obstreperous

[email protected]

Maggie

Nate & Spiracle, Have we got a thread for you! Words:These Are a Few of My Favorite Words. We await your arrival.

jess

absolutly nothing

[email protected]
im not that bored

nate

latent ambiguity / -latry

vociferous?

"take this elsewhere son," said he, eyes shining diamonds washed in pantene, a girlish gait forming in his step, "you'll never fit in here making words like that."

Oooo, I think, showing him the back of my hand. "What does it matter anymore?" said I, "And how will I justify these little talks to my children, now that snufalufagus is real and friends like you are no longer societally correct?"

"Aye," said he, "Who would ever have thought that shag carpet pachyderms inhabited central park?"

"Who would have doubted it?"

nate

latent ambiguity / -latry

vociferous?

"take this elsewhere son," said he, eyes shining diamonds washed in pantene, a girlish gait forming in his step, "you'll never fit in here making words like that."

Oooo, I think, showing him the back of my hand. "What does it matter anymore?" said I, "And how will I justify these little talks to my children, now that snufalufagus is real and friends like you are no longer societally correct?"

"Aye," said he, "Who would ever have thought that shag carpet pachyderms inhabit central park?"

"Who would have doubted it?"

TBone

The mere thought of shag carped pachyderms gives me an irrational urge to run to the nearest corner and suck my thumb, humming the Sesame Street theme,

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone

TBone

The mere thought of shag carpet pachyderms gives me an irrational urge to run to the nearest corner and suck my thumb, humming the Sesame Street theme. Mommy?

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone

Steven

I bought 2000 lbs of steel wool and I am knitting a car.

[email protected]
http://rfx.rfx.com/~steven/html/new.html

TBone

I'm finding myself forever in a strange situation for which I can only imagine strange and wonderful means of escape. Feats of heroism and courage. But inevitably things are resolved in a most mundane and predictable manner. I have a hard time predicting the predictable. Maybe that's why I can look into people so well. I can predict humanity, or at least the educated, chaotic minds of those around me. Youth living in a series of new events. I can tell what people are keeping from me or how people feel, and I don't even need to see them necessarily. Why can't I predict the mundane sheep that are the majority of the world? Maybe they aren't part of my world. The Mop told me that I'd never want wander around in her universe, yet that's exactly what I'd like to do... I knew she'd say that.

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone

elation of kymical

worked tonight.

i amd the pizza goddess.

it is like my two jobs totally compliment each other...very peacefull indeed. plus! i get free jelly bellies soon and an apartment. party time.

[email protected]

HAL-1

ME !!!! I'm contemplating why I'm going on a trip for a school related activity, this is the longest trip this year and yet we will have the least time out of school??? I don't know maybe I should sleep or think of something normal teens think of like sex or something.

[email protected]

XenaKaBoom

Thinking about how I prefer learning to schooling, knowledge over education, thought versus propaganda.

[email protected]

Christa

Looking at Mark's little camera and realizing what an incredible turn on it is to see his bed, disheveled and waiting.

HAL-1

I wonder what anyone is doing, if you look at common phisics no one on earth is actuall moving, EVER. But if we figure in that in some small mundane way we have a soul is that what moves us to strive for bettering ourselves??? I don't know, right now I'm on my computer thinking stupid thoughts that no one acctually cares about, if they did they would copy these things and publish them, make money, but then again would they care or would they just be profiting??? OH HERE I GO AGAIN.

[email protected]

Brett

Thinking about [email protected]

and pondering whther I should buy a scapular for myself... just in case.

[email protected]
http://members.tripod.com/~dr_zomb

Le Mreow

eat the sashimi from my twat baby

[email protected]
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/9866

A

staying up too late. why is the chat room around here either not working? or maybe i scared people away. really i'm not a frightening person. so it's raining out there and i'm fighting the urge for a walk

OUnoUlikeit

Wondering how I can swing some kind of deal with Kymical where I can get free Kymicals, pizza, jelley bellies, an apartment, advise, and long nights under the stars.

sleepy kymmi

thinking about the whole sleep thing. cause i know i want to. i know i want it. oh yeah baby. that's how i like it....--uh, that is a little too passionate. yup sleepy time it is.

[email protected]

PetRock

not much....

nate

hurting. throat. 6am. head. need coffee. need shower. need COFFEE.

nothing on earth is ever NOT moving. i think someone slept through physics. i would have, but it took 3 years.

i'm not attractive enough to sleep that long. hell, i can barely sleep a 6 hour night.

[email protected]

HAL-1

Thinking, about life....

Why does the world go, what makes things keep going, WHY !!!! in gods name doesn't it just stop.... Not go anymore, are we caught in one big cycle that none of us can stop for the lives of us??? are we just doomed to travle in this world till it does just decide to up and die.... I GUESS SO..

[email protected]

PetRock

ooohhh...now you've got me depressed. And just when things were looking up too...

[email protected]

HAL-1

Wondering why cheese in a can is so damn bad.... And cheese in a jar is quite good.

[email protected]

George of the Jungle

Working hard..

Dave

Just applied for a job!!! :)

[email protected]

nate

Just finished a midterm. Looking for something to scrape. Trying to scare as many old roaches into the light as I possibly can.

Wondering why the joints on my left hand hurt everytime I play guitar now. Worrying about why the joints on my left hand hurt everytime I play guitar now.

Slowly dying.

Sputtering Rage

Just returned from the DMV. Or I should say the DMV parking lot. Took off half the day to take care of this, and they're closed for LINCOLNS BIRTHDAY. Whats worse is that they scheduled an appointment with me for TODAY. Where is my attorney, dammit!!!!!

XenaKaBoom

Thinking about rereading the Bell Jar, and digging up the New York Times review of Ted Hughes "valentine" to Sylvia Plath. Remember her?

[email protected]
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/8451

Hoping that if I hide my appellate brief under the bed it will just go away.... and I'm also thinking about eating some soup.

Just Visitor

Okay, now I'm done thinking about eating some soup. Actually eating it. Appellate brief is under bed, but has not gone away as hoped.