3/20/98, 12:48 PM
blindswine is:

assessing the damage i've inflicted on my brain... waiting for 5:00PM to roll around so i can continue the full-assault i've been waging against my liver. In college, i received a Liberal Arts degree, but in reality i majored in self-destruction. i think i'll go back and get my masters.

*higher* learning.

[email protected]
http://members.aol.com/blindswine


3/20/98, 1:12 PM
Hannah is:

have the day off, so I'm going to go see a movie with some friends. Perhaps in a bit, I'll go take a shit.

[email protected]


3/20/98, 1:49 PM
molloy is:

Feeling a little dizzy and slurping tea. I didn't sleep at all last night - one of those nights were you're so tired you can't do anything else, and then when you turn out the light and pull the covers over you, your mind fills with worries and a sense of shame at all the unfinished business won't let you drift off. Books, TV...nothing will help; you wait it out. Daylight breaks and you feel better...you sleep for a while.


3/20/98, 3:23 PM
Maggie is:

playing chess badly. :)


3/20/98, 3:26 PM
sorabji is:

Playin' some chess, kickin' some ass.


3/20/98, 4:35 PM
is:

Reading stuff about Telegraph Ave on the Internet, stumbled onto your page. Looks interesting, you are into phone boothes?


3/20/98, 5:52 PM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

feeling his forehead.. He expected Nate to flat out say NO... Wow... unbelievable. So how bout it Dani & Ridin'? Will ya be flower girls? :-)


3/20/98, 7:22 PM
Dani is:

FLATTERED!!!! is a pigs pussy pork Jim?? Of course Ridin and I will be the flower girlys!! We must think of a simply smashing color scheme...Hmmm..I guess we gotta wait till' Ridin gets back on Monday and Nate gets back next week to get their opinions OR...you can have my hubby!!!! for FREE!! He's available right now too!! Good lookin' dude, clean cut, good sense of humor..deal?? please?? LOL


3/21/98, 1:23 AM
Hannah is:

waiting for the right man to come walkin through the door!!

YEAH!!!

[email protected]


3/21/98, 6:36 AM
B�rd is:

reading all the message boards and enjoying all the weirdness. waiting for the art supplies store to open. turning off my lamp, welcoming the sun.

[email protected]
http://www.edlundart.com/


3/21/98, 8:14 AM
nelly is:

Heating up the collards and the cherry cobbler. Listening to classical music on the clock radio, something Handel-ish, and being very proud of myself for actually getting up and being conscious.


3/21/98, 8:43 AM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

feeling regretful about something. Nate, darling, Do you have a hairy chest? If not, I'm sorry, but the whole thing will HAVE to be off. Now, Dani, if YOUR hubby is hairy, you've got a deal!!! :)


3/21/98, 10:38 AM
Dani is:

You'd find more hair on a friggin' peach than you'd find on my husband Jim...I am totally grossed out by body hair. But, I was in a drug store 1 day long time ago and they sell this spray-on hair stuff..no shit..you like spray it on someones bald spots on their head and it actually looks like hair..so, I'll give you a lifetime supply of it and wrap him in a big red bow and hand deliver him to you!! Work with me here Jim!!


3/21/98, 3:23 PM
TBone is:

Feeling touched. The past week has been a sort of idle hell for me. The worst of it, is I couldn't sleep the entire damn thing. Thursday I crashed and burned and slept from 7PM to 7AM right through my alarm. I was still tired all day. Last night I went to bed at 1AM and I just woke up at 1:30PM. What the hell is wrong with me? I'm still fucking tired! Anyway, I recieved some sympathetic email. It was short and simple, but I practically cried at it. I've been feeling so alone.

I'm going to call her.

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone


3/21/98, 3:59 PM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

laughing my ass off hysterically @Dani!!! No, honey bunny, I want REAL hair!!!! Grrrrrrowl! Any takers???


3/21/98, 4:19 PM
kymmi is:

thinking....

about how i want a boyfriend for my birthday...

tomorrow. ~sigh~

the big 20. and still alone after all these years. at least i have a kick ass cello to play.

[email protected]


3/21/98, 7:01 PM
Dani is:

Ok Jim, I give up..Im just gonna send you a shit load of hairy ass chia pets!! Cupid I sure as hell am NOT!!! I was just reading an article online in my local newspaper about this cyber couple that met in real life and they killed her husband and dumped in a river...Jesus, whatta bunch of sickos...go check it out at www.th-record.com...the place it happened is about 30 minutes from my house...creepy. Sure you dont want my husband before its to late Jim??? LOL

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3/21/98, 7:49 PM
Hannah is:

wondering if Dani is okay... what in the hell are you talking about?

just got back from Costco and here I sit feeling car sick.

[email protected]


3/21/98, 9:44 PM
Dani is:

I'm fine thank you and how the hell are you Hannah? You okay? why wouldnt I be okay and what dont you understand?


3/21/98, 10:01 PM
PetRock is:

Just took my meds. According to the Drug Information Profile that I received with one of my prescriptions, possible side effects include "dizziness, drowsiness, lightheadedness, clumsiness, or excessive daytime drowsiness." Clumsiness??? Maybe that's been my problem at work lately! I think I now have it all figured out! Thank you Giant Discount Drug, thank you!


3/21/98, 10:04 PM
Dani is:

Oh where oh where can my Wetfly be...oh where oh where can he be??


3/21/98, 10:43 PM
is:

nothing


3/22/98, 0:31 AM
Mike is:

Yeah, im just puttingthis stuff in, i have no idea what its for-i did a search for 'petland' and i came up with this site-a receipt for petland, so i went to sorabji.com .... scooter

PunkSka98
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/3982


3/22/98, 0:32 AM
is:

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3/22/98, 0:36 AM
spiracle is:

oh..just sittin'


3/22/98, 2:16 AM
Hannah is:

drinking a slurpee, what else would I be doing? Geez, I'm like the slurpee queen. 'Cept now I gotta pee.

hannah_dog


3/22/98, 4:46 AM
Insomniac is:

Looking around at all of Dino's links...

You have a lot of black space on your page...

Is this "What are you doing?" page an experiment for social psychology or something?

Just curious...


3/22/98, 10:36 AM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

thanking Dani ever so graciously for her offer of chia pets and her smooth as can be hubby. *BLECH* is the answer to both offers. I appreciate the sincerity, but nontheless, send my regrets. So who wants to be my hairy hubby?


3/22/98, 11:29 AM
birthday girl is:

wishing i wasn't working.

wanting to get a cheesy present from some hot guy.

not enjoying my birthday, cause tho i was not pregnant, now the cramps won't go away. damn it.

i think everyone should send mme happy birthday e-mail, just so i won't feel so pathetic.

just slightly.

[email protected]


3/22/98, 11:30 AM
birthday girl is:

wishing i wasn't working.

wanting to get a cheesy present from some hot guy.

not enjoying my birthday, cause tho i was not pregnant, now the cramps won't go away. damn it.

i think everyone should send me happy birthday e-mail, just so i won't feel so pathetic.

just slightly.

[email protected]


3/22/98, 1:01 PM
betty is:

i;m blowing off the boyfrind today because he;s annoying me, we were supposed to goto midtown. i;m going to soho w/ kris to return a shirt she got me for my bday. then i have to proof the business cards at kinkos i ordered. then get my hair cut.

http://keybored.fusebox.com


3/22/98, 1:18 PM
kymmi-poo is:

thank you mark....

i see you are working too...

i am so wretched...and wicked...and sinister....

and.....fink-like.

[email protected]


3/22/98, 1:47 PM
TBone is:

Playing some MP3 music real LOUD. Smiling. I feel rested for the first time in months.

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone


3/22/98, 5:02 PM
Generica is:

I'm copying records onto tapes.

I'm very lonely and bored. I haven't learned my lines yet for the play I'm in.

[email protected]
http://generica.home.ml.org


3/22/98, 6:02 PM
Pete is:

I was doing something a little while ago. Now I am not. I WILL NOT stay up late tonight.


3/22/98, 7:05 PM
kymmi-poo is:

but why pete?

tonight is a night of festivities! it is the birthday of a godess...

you are to drink wine and act silly.

[email protected]


3/22/98, 8:38 PM
tree is:

sneezing a lot. drinking nyquil. listening to cyndi lauper. typing this. that's about it.

[email protected]
www.element.net/etherjag


3/22/98, 8:39 PM
tree is:

sneezing a lot. drinking nyquil. listening to cyndi lauper. typing this. that's about it.

[email protected]
http://www.element.net/etherjag


3/22/98, 8:41 PM
nate is:

really glad to be out of LA. I am taking a brief stop off in SLO before I head up to the bay area. Jim- Still no clear answer from my girlfriend. Sorry to string you along .

Oh, and yes. Hairy.


3/22/98, 9:51 PM
Ryan is:

Hey, i'm sitting here eating Arby's food, a chicken sandwich, fries, and iced tea. I just got off work from Cracker Barrel Restaurant.

[email protected]
http://www.effingham.net/mayhall/


3/22/98, 10:47 PM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

sending brainwaves to Nate's girlfriend. Dump him, dump him... he's MINE!!! LOL

I love SLO, Nate. Can we honeymoon at the Madonna Inn?


3/23/98, 6:18 AM
Pete is:

Ryan must not work at Cracker Barrel Restaurant...haven't heard about their racist & homophobic policies yet? Boycott, boycott, boycott....

Wondering what or where SLO is?

Sending belated birthday wishes to Kymmi...have a good one girl!


3/23/98, 7:11 AM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

telling Pete that SLO stands for San Luis Obispo, CA. about an hour north of Santa Barbara. Beautiful country.

I didn't even know Cracker Barrel HAD restaurants, let alone they were gay unfriendly. Hmmm?


3/23/98, 9:10 AM
lalalalala is:

getting ready to go to the doctor.

i had no idea Cracker Barrel was unregenerate

(see the url below)

http://www.mojones.com/mother_jones/MA94/cracker.html


3/23/98, 10:30 AM
friend to seasoninhell is:

Just saw my brother's best friends webPage. I guess you'd have to say it's X-rated (?). I am shocked! It's http://www.ujackum.com and I'm still schocked.


3/23/98, 12:06 PM
Nicky is:

Looking mate, just lookin'

hadwinassociates�btinternet.com


3/23/98, 12:40 PM
Maga is:

playin' Sid Meyer's Civilization II.

[email protected]


3/23/98, 2:31 PM
kymical is:

starting the work thing.... doubling over in pain.

i didn't get a boyfriend for my birthday. i did get a futon.

maybe next year.

[email protected]


3/23/98, 3:49 PM
kelsey is:

it's dave's birthday. happy birthday dave! my tax return is supposed to get here today, and the mailman is late.

[email protected]
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4761


3/23/98, 7:26 PM
siesta is:

"my heaven is a nice house in the sky...we got central heating and i'm alright" - Dave Matthews Band


3/23/98, 8:39 PM
Hannah is:

waiting for this slurpee to go through me so I can go pee... other than that, nadda.

However reads this, send me an e-mail, cuz I'm bored!

[email protected]


3/23/98, 9:44 PM
Jill is:

Looking for the cheap thrill of her life....Any Takers? ;-)

[email protected]


3/24/98, 0:39 AM
Shannon is:

Wishing perhaps I hadn't cheated on my husband because I miss my lover and still hate my husband intensely. Why can't most men become kind, gentle and amazingly wonderful in bed like my lover? Oh...to be single again, damn...I'm so horny.

[email protected]


3/24/98, 0:55 AM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

wondering if Shannon knows someone named -flip?


3/24/98, 5:58 AM
is:

Procrastinating - Should have been out of here a LONG time ago! But reading what you guys are doing is pretty funny!! Thanks!

MissCA1995


3/24/98, 9:10 AM
Venatrix Mirjen is:

wondering why people on AOL assume that they don't need a domain after their name for their mail to go through. wondering why people don't get REAL ISPs.

[email protected]


3/24/98, 10:25 AM
? is:

trying to detect any sign of a haircut. failing.


3/24/98, 10:29 AM
alexis is:

wondering what the hell she is doing here and what could possibly the meaning of all of these messages...... could they be distant relatives of the voices in her head?


3/24/98, 10:43 AM
joanne is:

wondering how she's got nothing to do all of a sudden, for the first time in weeks, breathing space, time to get freaked out by pictures of mark working what is sort of five hours ago to her, which mashes up the idea of linear and relative time into a big fat NOW


3/24/98, 2:39 PM
kymmi-poo is:

i am at work... and i see mark having lunch...i want lunch.

but i just got here. i think i am going on a blind date tonight. i feel stinky.

mark is like in mid bite of a sandwhich, i am anticipating him takeing a bite already!!!!!! now he looks like he is puking it up...and some dude is being nosey.

[email protected]


3/24/98, 2:39 PM
kymmi-poo is:

i am at work... and i see mark having lunch...i want lunch.

but i just got here. i think i am going on a blind date tonight. i feel stinky.

mark is like in mid bite of a sandwhich, i am anticipating him takeing a bite already!!!!!! now he looks like he is puking it up...and some dude is being nosey.

[email protected]


3/24/98, 3:04 PM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

Wondering if Mark isn't being just a TAD to casual with that flannel number on. What's up with that Mark?


3/24/98, 3:55 PM
Hannah is:

sitting in her 6th period class being absolutely bored... supposed to be looking up stuff for my reseach paper, but left all my stuff at home.


3/24/98, 4:09 PM
kelsey is:

cleo is crying because the pickle she ate was too sour. i think it's kinda funny. there is something wrong with me. i shouldn't be laughing at my kid when she is upset. it is kinda funny, though. i am going to go buy myself a new lipstick because i just got my tax return. the sun is shining, and it's allll good. mark, i like that shirt. where have ridin and slacker been, by the way?

[email protected]
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/4761


3/24/98, 6:04 PM
Shannon is:

having an extreme momentary lapse of reason.

[email protected]


3/24/98, 8:28 PM
Hugh Jarms is:

Nursing a mild hangover. Wishing Chimay weren't so goddam expensive.

[email protected]


3/24/98, 10:50 PM
TBone is:

Feeling Degected. I'm going throught the several stages of emotion connected to rejection. I'm finished with the Self-loathing stage, and am currently in the Denail stage. I'm due for Anger in a few minutes after which I can go on to Acceptance. I asked a girl to my Senior Year Prom and she turned me down. Tomorrow I'll try someone else... Hopefully I won't have to go through the stages again. It's annoying keeping track of which one I'm in. I'll be loathing myself and suddenly I'll realise that I'm actually in Denial. Then, of course, the Anger one is hard to keep up when I'm just not generally an angry person. I'm running out of time too. The dance isn't that far off... I need a tux.

[email protected]
http://kodiak.billings.k12.mt.us/~tbone


3/24/98, 11:54 PM
observer is:

Looking at a chair.

It's a nice chair. Simple.

Looks hard.

The blues is a chair, said John Lennon.

My derriere despairs of chairs.


3/25/98, 12:46 PM
Jim aka PajamaBoy is:

thinking how this temp job I started today sucks. HELP!!!!!!!!! Someone hire me and pay me LOTS of money!!!!