chewing on a jelly bean that tastes like those public urinal inserts smell.

Suddenly craving another one.

Damn. I have three jelly beans left: 2 toilet cake, 1 cough syrup grape. Do you eat 1 toilet cake, 1 cough syrup grape and then finish off with toilet cake? Or save the cough syrup for last?

Either way I eat 1 toilet cake now. Now I'm down to two. I think I remember cough syrup grape as being better, so I probably should save it for later. But then again, I've had 4 doses of toilet licking enjoyment in a row. Maybe if I have the cough syrup grape one now I will 'break up the trend' and enjoy both jelly beans more.

Damnit. I'm not good at these critical choices.

nate, go to the store and buy some new jellybeans. better yet, go to the store and buy some good and plenty. mmmmm. i have to go bake a cake.

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hi there!

still tired, finished lunch and waiting for Mark to get into work...wondering when my sleep patterns will be normal again, hoping my cat is okay, thinking i need to get that welsh translated...

thinking i need to get on with some work. it sucks. no, really..

I don't mind having violent allergies during this season. Really, it's kind of like being high.

just wrapping up a tuna fish samich and a cup of mango ceylon tea.

100% better than genital herpes.

wondering what the hell this is

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pork'n'beans pork'n'beans!

Surfin the net when I should work on finishing my programs. Wondering??-- What are my dogs up to?

Enjoying the fact that I can click onto the word "Sorabji" to get here from the article in the N.Y. Times today !!#@@!(CyberTimesArt section) Neat-O! Congratulations Mark A. Thomas. . . . . .with what wild company you are mentioned. Check it out. . http://www.nytimes.org, Going to the standOfNews to buy a "hardCopy" of said article.

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Achieving Extraordinary Customer Service Satisfaction (or some such thing...)

It's a fun class though...lots of toys that we get to play with. One more day left for this.

What do you think? Am I giving you guys extraordinary customer service? Are you satisfied?

Wait....don't answer that.

who are you?

going thru hell

x
y

euphoric.

played today with my old drummer. Made progress on some songs I've been working on. Ain't nothing like a drummer to push you forward.

I think I satisfied everyone I came in contact with today. No, not like that. I feel good.

Must be these pills.

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reading somethign you said in the new york times. looking at your face. wondering who you are and why i keep hearing about you everywhere. looking at your cfoundcrap.

WHAAAAAA!!!!! magic screen????

oh.., hmmmm.., today is happy friday!!!

After reading some of the old messages, now I'm craving some jellybeans. Thanks Nate! ;p I prefer juicy pear and good ol lemon lime over toilet cake and cough syrup grape, I must say.

It's 5:15am over here on the west coast. (Washington State) Just thought I would pop in and say Hi. :) Hasta la paste mi amigos!

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Oops! This stupid text is hard to read while typeing the entries. That was supposed to say hasta la pasta. Not paste. Seems kinda funky that way, I would imagine.

Oh yes and I am turning into a human popsicle right now because it is freeeeeeezing

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checking my AOL e-mail for the first time in a while... and wondering why the hell Michael Mirapaul wanted me to send him information regarding HELL.COM for his NYTimes article... what the hell do i know about HELL.COM? nuttin'.

Subj: Reporter's Inquiry Date: 98-04-20 17:15:51 EDT From: [email protected] (Matthew Mirapaul) To: [email protected]

Hello--

My name is Matt Mirapaul, and I write the weekly "arts@large" column for The New York Times on the Web. By now, you should have heard from Ken Aronson giving you the OK to talk to me about HELL.com.

I could use some help in learning a little more about it, since -- for obvious reasons -- I've never seen it. I assembled a list of a few questions and I could use short, sweet, colorful, informative answers to some or all of them. I'll probably turn the article in on Tuesday night, so a fast response would be better than a complete one, thanks.

Anyhow, here goes:

* What was your reaction upon being invited to participate in the private HELL.com? What did you submit to become a member?

* Describe the private HELL.com site. What does it look like? What are its highlights? How does the experience feel?

* How does what you've done on the private site differ from what you've done on the public Web?

* What have you gained from the collaborative experience and how is it reflected in your more public work?

That's more than enough, I should think. Thanks in advance for your help.

Best,

Matt Mirapaul

getting more e-mails regarding this HELL.COM thing and still totally baffled... my web-page sucks, the content lies somewhere on the lunatic fringe of wack, and the shit isn't even complete...

i thought HELL-COM was some elite cyber-community of talented designers... so what's the deal with all the cryptic messages in my mailbox?

maybe this is what talented designers in cyber-communities do in their free time...

strange days...

peepin the OfficeCam.. *waves* and contemplating getting my arse off this computer chair to go make the most of this, what looks like its going to be, a beautiful Friday. TGIF. =)

So with that.. I am off... Au revoir!

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skiving mostly - one of those days

still hoping my cat will come home - Hank where are you??

congratulating Mark - woah, he vanished, scary - on having a whole article thing about himself

(it's almost four thirty, there's an hour and a half of work time left, i can't see me finishing this one tiny task never mind hitting the in-tray. it's always going to be this way eh?)

getting ready for surgery.

A buddy of mine found an old guy on the edge of death who's selling off all his music eq. We're going to go pick up an '85 Hammond French Provencial organ for $150.

I said woah. He said "I need your truck, though." I said no problem.

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finished! no more books to do!

(hey mark i never see you move so much - ants in the pants or what?)

almost home time and i'm so tired that's the only place i'm going - have a good w/e popkids!

I am surfing the net and just enjoying this site

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I am with the EMPD (E-Mail Police Dept)

Put your hands over your head, step away from the computer!

hee hee hee Crow

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typing one handed and not because of anything pleasureable.

surgery apparently went well. surgeon only said "shit" under his breath once, and when he accidently hooked my ear with the suturing needle it diddn't break the skin.

damn. i can type pretty fast with my left hand. maybe there is a career for mr in cyber porn.

Freaking out my assistant Erin by hooking up my own WebCam at the office. I came in to work today and she was sitting crouched in the corner so the WebCam couldn't see her. I guess some people just aren't into being watched by strangers. Imagine that!

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blindswine, what's your url hun?

sitting

kdh4004

giving rosie directions...

haven't touched anything on that site in months cuz the powermac is still boxed up in seattle...

anyway, there's the address.

knock yourself out, sweetie.

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Trying to get into the goose nest to count the eggs without being seen by the guard ganders. I came in to e-mail the goose guru for advice and well, got distracted.

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in a warm place slightly detached from reality.

Vicodin... and legally mine for once!

Realizing that it's just not an easy thing to do...cleaning up the messes of others...got rid of 'em all today...late...the questions will come monday...hope to hell I have the answers, but knowing that there really are none for people who shouldn't have been let go. I will smile, nod, and resist telling them they were useless. I promise.

Regailing in the splendor of yet another gorgeous day!

Betcha y'all diddin know I knew dem big words didja?

*grin*

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Visiting my facorite site on the web and recovering from BAD french fries from McDonald's....Hello everyone!

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wishing I had a facorite site.

I am still baffled by the idea of bad french fries from mcdonalds.