Going home a very hungry boy.

This is a good sign.

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eating yogurt
mmmmmm

i just had some yogurt also. blueberry Brown Cow with cream on top mixed with little honey and some sweet pollen grains from local bees.
yum

I just had peanut butter. Yogurt was a few hours ago, banana and berry.

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i just finished a mustard and pickle relish sandwich. no meat...i just had condiments.

i finished off the last of the bourbon and rum tonight. i just couldn't bring myself to go to bed until it was all gone. i find that if i pace my drinking, shot by shot, it produces a mellow and almost healthful effect. it also gives you a hunger that just about anything - like condiment sandwiches - will satisfy.

the cat is fucking wired. as far as i can tell, she sleeps all day and goes apeshit in the early a.m. hours. maybe she's just following my lead.

i wish i had some more whiskey. i don't particularly need to get any drunker, i just miss the feel of it going down my throat.

Worrying about droopy's drinking habits.

worrying about spider's worrying habits

Droopy's my boy. You know, my dawg, my homie, my bruthah. Why shouldn't I worry about him?

fondling my nuts.

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Mellow and fuzzy-headed.

My hair is growing out again, and I'm not stopping it... At least for now.

I've reached the stage where I'm impatient with needing to keep swallowing pills. Of course, I have to take them when it's easiest to forget or put it off. Funny how that works.

I did some research on Adderall and found a lot of unhelpful reports written by doctors in '96 just days after it was approved by the FDA, then I ran into a great article on the recreational uses of Adderall written by a recreational user. Naturally, he gets a great deal more out of it than I do. He becomes a super-focused work-machine, while I just take a vacation from the Zone and visit the Real World for a while.

It used to be used as a diet aid a long time ago. It certainly works for that. I have very little motivation to eat until the late evenings, when I'll eat anything I can find.

I've always wished they could simply remove an access panel from my head, tighten a few bolts, make an adjustment here or there, replace a burned transistor, and send me home running smoothly.

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so happy for Tbone.

getting flamed like hell for no reason on another board.
viciously, by someone i respected, no less.
like i told you guys before, i should never have strayed, not even for a moment.
If the grass looks greener, it�s because they put more shit on it.
that�s my special quote of the day.

i know it�s just text, but i love you guys.
i really really do.
good humans are so hard to find.
good conversation is even harder.
i learned that today.

(of course i know you�re all just monkeys on typewriters)

I finally did the task I had been putting off for 3 weeks! It took 10 minutes! I'm retarded!


July's calendar picture is of a man and a little girl(?) made out of mushrooms, sitting on a field of blue with a cherry tomato beach ball.

thinking, I cant wait untill tomorrows work. who'd have thought scissor-lifts could be so much fun.........

Clockwatching, getting ready for the weekend. There are at least three movies that I want to see, but can only afford to see one this weekend. I'm all torn up about this. Two sound like high-quality dramas, but the third is the re-issue of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. What to do?

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What's to decide?

I was up too late last night. We got a webhosting customer the other day (at the DRC) and I've been setting things up for that. Since he's our first REAL one, there were a lot of things I had to figure out, iron out, and set up. I also forgot that our business URL pointed to dirtyredcommie.com. The Wildlife Chef apparently got a tad upset after following that link.
We got the business because a friend of mine got the job to make the site through our school somehow, and he needed somewhere to host it. I didn't know he put a link to our business domain name on there, and I didn't know he didn't check it first.

So I was up making a "for now" website, and I put way too much work into it because I was tired and wasn't paying attention... I spent several hours making a very lame-ass page.
But it works, and he's got his domain name and his email and his website, and that's what matters.

is happy now, for questionable reasons.

however, i refuse to feel ashamed of myself.

the time is 11:37 am.

needs more details from spider.
sounds like fun....

just ate a balance bar.

the flavor?

caramel nut blast.

nut blast.

wtf.

What's do decide? How dare you?

My choices are the following:

1) Monty Python--seen it a million times but never on the big screen

2) Rape Me--a French film touted as the most controversial film of the year.

3) Bully--some movie about a bunch of high school kids who team up to kill a bully. Ebert gives it 4 stars.

That's it. Now if I could only find one of those nut blast bars...

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jittering, not working. nervous, ansy, filled with anxiety.

worrying worrying worrying.

Patrick, I felt that way earlier this morning. Find some carbohydrates to eat (a nice bagel will do) and see if you can take a walk outside for 10 minutes.

What are you nervous about, Patrick? Remember that old saying "take a chill pill"? Man, that was great.

the last thing i want to do is be in a movie theater packed with geeks who know every line to the movie by heart.

thanks spider...

i did get a slice of cheese pizza, and i did take my usual 20 minute "powerwalk"

Nate raises a very good point, and one I hadn't considered before. It will drive me insane if all around me are saying the lines along with the actors. That kind of behavior annoyed me as far back as middle school, when my dorky friend Amy used to "follow along" with The Princess Bride.

Yet I am still conflicted. Somehow I have this thing about seeing old movies on the big screen. I made it a point to go see The Exorcist and 2001 (even got to meet Keir Dullea) when they were re-released.

Oops! A protester dead at the G8. Don't fuck with the new world order kids.

after they killed him they accidently ran him over with a police jeep.

ahah!

Greiving for Geoffrey
Artur, my
thoroughbred-Hanoveri
an, son of Galaxy, who
died last week of twist
colic. Dr. Tomi Sue
was here all day, and
could not save him.

There were no back
hoes available on short
notice, and we had to
dispose of the 1600
pound body ourselves.
Geoffrey is buried here
on the mountain. In
searching for
information on how to
deal with the corpse, I
found links to the trial
transcripts of serial
killers all over the
world.

i had my fingers in the
wrong place. i meant
to type s-h-e-i-l-a.

oh sheila ;(

typing on a strange laptop in a strange room in strange city. Feeling strange. Missing about 24 combined hours of sleep and not knowing what i might do next. fall asleep with my fingers on the keys, possibly. wishing we could hear more oftenh from sheila (shiela?) than when some tragedy happens, but empathizing with her grief. it's hard when you have to deal with the body.

tomorrow i drive for 12 hours and then go to work the next day and try to be normal.

sorry for dhrils's loss.

oops. I can see how that can happen. I meant, Sheila.

how old was Geoffrey Arthur?

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I'm like a bird.

I've gone on some dates now, deleted some numbers from the phone.

I am closing down my office and figuring a new chapter in my life.

I'm dating a Brazilian at the moment.

I died in the plane crash in 1994.

I want to give people the hugs and tickles.

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do u mean geoffrey Archer?

If Sheila meant Geoffrey Archer, she would have written Jeffrey Archer.

Geoffrey Artur. No h.
The other horses miss
him; they gather at the
spot where he fell.

Fuck the French.

I miss you, Sheila. Sorry about your big beautiful horse friend.

sorry to hear that, Sheila.

Other tragedy: Tove Jansson, author of my favorite children's books (about the Moomintrolls), has passe don at 86. Those books kicked the ass out of any other children's books I have ever read, including Harry Potter.

I traveled for 13 hours yesterday on 3 hours of sleep. Fuck the French.

itchy

every inch of me

like i decided to be allergic to my skin



and harry potter ain't so great

Skip that Rape Me movie. It's a drag, although it *does* show insertion.

I think it would be better if people saw more movies that were a "drag".

there is a beagle snuffing about my desk.

in horrible pain

Rape Me was a drag simply because it stunk, not because it was challenging or anything fancy like that. Plus, it had all these goddamn subtitles.

tired.

i gave up.

i gave up i gave up i gave up.


I GAVE UP I GAVE UP I GAVE UP I GAVE UP I GAVE UP.

Natey, what did you give up?

done.

gone.

everything.

deadline 8 minutes for confidence vote.

confidence? HA!

FUCK IT. FUCKOS.

i have:

1 install that barely works.

1 overly optimistic satyr who supposedly knows a lot but doesn't do shit.

1 manager who isn't managing.

in 6 minutes we need to call third party to give our confidence for a validation effort on wednesday.

if the satyr convinces the manager that we can do it, i'm walking.

gone gone gone i give up.

deadline!

where is everyone?

gone gone gone too.

fuck it.

Waste of brain function though it be, does the remorseless and condescending Dr. Will along with the ultra phony "tears on tap" B***h Shannon of a certain tawdry live show remind anyone of that "couple" everyone hated back in high school. Is this the only chance we have to see these selfish, soul-less, shameless i.e, I don't care if everybody on 3 continents sees me for the complete butt wipe I am if it's a chance for a big payoff? It'll serve them right when they don't win the money and people walking down the street spit on them after the show is over.

Inane though it is, I wanna watch long enough to see those two get the boot so hard they'll look like they're walking backwards.

Nate, that's all very interesting and exciting!! Hang in there, buddy! The only problem is that I don't have a clue what you're talking about. I mean really, a satyr? Give me more details! I'm an information junkie. I want it all, holmes.

REPUBLICAN PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT
The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

satyrizing Mephistopheles.

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w0t?

Hacked by chinese,
motherfuck. Where are
you Mark Thomas,
fuck? Why don't, fuck,
you, fuck, write stories
anymore, you chinese
fuck fuck? WRITE
YOUR STORIES YOU
33 YEAR OLD FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK! Hacked by
Sorabji, Chinese Piano
fuck, mother fuck.

An elderly Canadian man lost a pint of blood and received stitches at a local hospital after an attack by his pet cat, Tiny. The incident drew four carloads of police, two ambulances and an animal control officer.

The National Post newspaper said Gerard Daigle, 80, was apparently giving his pet parrot a shower, and inadvertently sprayed the cat with water.

ahah fucking canadians.

Nice banky, Mr.
Thomas. We enquire
for you to write more of
the stories, ass load.
We ram the fist in the
ass, Mr. Thomas. Get
it out, fuck. Write more
stories for tiny nation
penis!! Wadoo, fuck!
Ass shitter.

Never underestimate the power of a pussy. They'll getcha every time.

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VIOLENTLY AGREEING

Just for Gee, becuase she rocks my face:

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval
operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

AMERICANS: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

CANADIANS: "Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

AMERICANS: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

CANADIANS: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

AMERICANS: "This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship."

CANADIANS: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

fuck pussy.

whenever i see sem use the phrase "rock my face" i think oral sex.

wishing I was in new york

tryign to find the truth.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Where has Mark
Thomas gone? Why is
Mark Thomas not
writing us stories
anymore, fuck? ASS
GOBBLER!

thinking,

"preach ON, Mr. Atwell"

Let Mark Thomas do what he wants.

I Guess I know what Nate must think when I use the term "That rocks my butt."

It's been raining, hard, all day here. I am glad I live in the part of town that has a higher elevation, but I have to wonder if they will cancel the Rocket From The Crypt show tonight...

on the phone with McDonalds Corp.

$3.00 for a BigMac with no meat? i don't think so.

thinking about a joke my brother told me the other day and giggling to myself.

A three-legged dog hobbles into a bar and makes his way up to the counter, and tells the bartender, "I'm lookin for the man that shot ma'paw."

It's so stupid it's funny.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants.
He sits down and starts drinking.

The bartender, beside himself with curiosity, goes up and asks him:
"So, What's it like to have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate glares at him balefully and replies:

"AARR! It's drivin' me nuts!"

fuggyas, mister jokey jokey

this horse walks into a bar..

bartender says "why the long face?"

Paul McCartney is getting married again and I can't even find a clean pair of underwear.

playing with a new digital camera.

Too much fun. Toooo much fun.

Toy!

waitin' for the coffee to brew.

had some sort of allergy attack last night that consists of a constantly running nose, so I took a 24-hour decongestant so I could sleep. I am still feeling drugged.

my brain arrg arrgg can't hink. think. whatever.

ding dong the witch is gone; the evil shannon has been ousted, dr. chill and vanilla mike must follow

Counting down. 2.75 hours and counting

Wishing I knew a joke to post.

And waiting for the afternoon rains to arrive.

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This man gets on a bus and there is a punk with spiked hair,in many different colors.He was reading his paper but looked at the punk."What are you looking at?"the punk snarled,the man quickly went back to his paper,but soon was looking at the punk again,the punk gave him a dirty look and the man quickly looks away.Next thing you know,the man is looking at the punk again,now the punk is mad and he goes up to the man,"What are you staring at?" the punk yelled at the man." "Nothing",the man replied,"I fucked a parrot once,I thought you were my son"

laughing.
CLASSIC!

Man comes up to the bar and says "Hey, jackass, get me a beer".
The bar tender get's him a beer, and the man goes back to his table and drinks his beer. fifteen minutes later, he comes back to the bar and says
"hey, jackass, get me another beer". the bar tender again gets him another beer, and the man goes back to his table.
Another patron who had been sitting at the bar and was watching the whole thing says "Why do you let him call you that?"

The bartender replies
Heehaw heehawlays calls me that"

Seriously, enough with these lame jokes. Please stop, for the love of god. This was not a boat accident! Are we men or are we mules? Am I the only person on this bastard board who has heard of Archimedes Plutonium?

having a bad brain day.

George and Alice, an older couple are in the backyard doing yardwork. George sees Alice bent over hoeing the garden. George tells Alice "Damn woman, I'll bet your ass is as big as our bbq grill." He runs in the garage and grabs a tape measure and runs back out and measures alices ass and the bbq grill and says "sure enough Alice, your ass is as big as our bbq grill." Alice gets upset, feelings are hurt, so she goes in the house and Makes dinner. She gives George the cold shoulder, ignores him, slides his dinner plate to him across the table. Later on that evening George and Alice go to bed. George rolls over and says to alice "hey, how about giving me some of that nice ass?" Alice says "what, you want me to fire that big ass grill up for THAT little weiner??

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noticing in the focus that The Beverly Hillbillies are on until midnight central on TV-lands cable channel.

Thinking of hiring a Costa Rican auto mechanic...they are the best you know.

one of the coolest southparks ever is on tv right now. comedy channel 39 on the box

going back to music. screw the business world.

'how 'bout dem Saints ?'



and what about the toxic mold problem being reported today . .?

having little to say, lately.

am sitting at my computer trying to get my financial world in order. i saw a fairly large spider skitter by on the floor (leg span a little larger than a quarter, which is bigger than i usually get.) i looked around for mattie the cat, who is always hanging around me. i said "see the spider? see the spider?" mattie's not an observant cat, but i managed to guide her toward it. she went into pursuit. my 'puter is recessed into one side of a wall-length closet, and there are doors and junk and clothes and lots of places for spiders to hide. she lost it, then found it again with a little help from me and killed it. she carried her prey around for a while, then got bored with it.

the heat has been driving the crickets indoors, and she's been chasing those around too. those are what i really want her to kill. there's nothing more annoying than a cricket chirping all night in a small apartment.

twisting.
That is, I have an ice pack on my ankle after a near-sprain.

Thinking about my new baby and how his face lights up when I lift him up, ostensibly to exercise my shoulders.

At least I can still do that with a twisted ankle.

http://www.geocities.com/m_katja

wondering if Dani is ever gonna answer my question.

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Not aware that you asked me a question Jimbabe...what was it???

Just spent 6 hours at the freakin' mall school clothes shopping. Forgot to pick up some ice cold beer on my way home..................F-U-C-K.

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hurt in head. larrr.


hmm ...


the world can see my cock. what joy!

i am.

i a m m m mm m m ....

oh...my...god....
the big picture changed!

Mark, i think the composition is very nice.
I really do.

dave looked at my theodore nubbins.


ahHAHAHAH.

repeating the following for Dani:

"7/17/2001, 8:27 AM
Jim aka Pajama^ is:

wondering if Danilicious would be my date to Sorabjifest.

I would be most honored.

We could fight over the same men.

And, we could point and laugh at the same people."

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rejoicing at the death of cold bugs in my body, and at a new big picture.

listening to Godflesh.

supposed to be working.

I didnt even read that post Jimbabe. I must have missed it for some reason. Wonder what else I've missed!!
Hell yeah, I'd love to be your date.I'm always game for a little vacation. Just be prepared to get your daily dose of all your major vitamins each day!!
Honestly though, I'm only going to meet you and get my fill of a certain particular source of a vitamin. I'm sure you can figure out who that is and yup, I'm also sure you and I will fight over him!!
hehehehehe.
I'm gonna stay at a hotel somewhere there for a couple days and if you wanna stay with me, feel free. We can have us a real pajama party Jimbabe!

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Subject:
Tuesday
Date:
Tue, 31 Jul 2001 13:56:58 -0500
From:
"Sara Moran"
To:
[me]



Sue update.
Sue is scheduled for surgery on Monday at Harris on Pennslyvania. Phil will be
fusing the 5 and 6 vertebrae. It will be an overnight stay,
Brandon Perkins is also going in for surgery on Monday in Witchita Falls for a
blood clot in his left leg.
If I know any more cheery news will pass it on
how is your day?? how is miss mattie bea??

Raspinious BUTT
FOAM, fuck! Mr. SHit
Toe-ham-us, please
write us more
STORYFUCKYOU!@

January IS PISS!
MMORE!

Subject: Tuesday
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2001 13:56:58 -0500
From: "Sara Moran"
To: [me]




Sue update.
Sue is scheduled for surgery on Monday at Harris on Pennslyvania. Phil will be
fusing the 5 and 6 vertebrae. It will be an overnight stay,
Brandon Perkins is also going in for surgery on Monday in Witchita Falls for a
blood clot in his left leg.
If I know any more cheery news will pass it on
how is your day?? how is miss mattie bea??

Wait a second, I'm getting the feeling that all you people know each other.

i'm a stranger here myself, phrog.

as for the double post:
ah, fuck.

Living today as if there were no tomorrow.

Tomorrow, . . . .uh