mark, (in re: your post to ryan) why do you think that new york city is so "easy"? i grew up and was educated in new york city. who the hell do you think you are? you think you know everything about new york city but you don't know shit about anything. yeah, this web site is interesting but you are NOT "mr. new york city". i applaud you for your musicianship, your technological expertise and your enjoyment of the greatest city in the world, but please don't try to make all of us think that you are the coolest thing since sliced bread. you make a lot of mistakes in your postings and your "big pictures" which only new yorkers would recognize. maybe that's why we don't see any postings about new york city from anyone who lives there,...only from you.

i know this is exactly the type of thing you love to see and then ignore (oh yes, you're above the fray) but i am so sick of all this bullshit that i had to to say something.

enjoy what you have in this life, but please don't think that your situation gives you the right to claim knowledge that you don't really possess.

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Joe, have you ever heard of the term "sarcasm"? It's from the greek "sarkazo" which means to tear flesh. If you had any degree of intellect you would know Mark had his steak knife out on New York.

I'm still laughing at your "you are the coolest thing since sliced bread". If you ever thought sliced bread was "cool", you really need to get out more.

How bout them Saints?


2 minutes until 8 am ?

haaalp us all

one, What does "calingo" mean?

two, Joe: your village called. They need their idiot back.

three: does anyone know if Phillip Morris shipped cigarettes along with their food to those Kosovar refugees they're touting in their commercial?

Four, anyone know a good web resource for how to pronounce Anglo-Saxon?

Hee! Now, me laugh!

reading posts from back in '98, you know, back when no-one knew how to get lowercase first letters in their names?
How innocent we all were.
Remind me to never do that again *shudder*

i've been meaning to comment on this lower case thing.

i mean, my whole lowercase vibe is one of ultimate slack. i'm too lazy to hit the shift.

so the idea of making extra effort just so your name will appear lower case.

really.

it's like paying extra for jeans with holes in the knees.

i like it. it makes me feel humble.

jeans with holes in their knees?

nothing makes me feel humble.

i just like little m's.

mmmm M

see aren't they cuter.

hey cat, i was drunk when i posted my last missive. of course, you don't know anything about being drunk, just like i don't understand sarcasm.

sem, my village is proud of me. why can't you folks take a little jab from an outsider, just like you give to each other constantly?

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joe is:

fervu vfhsgor sifghsdrxdg kdguh dgiuhdrcuh dfiu dguhr dghru s sefhcsuh fgohjm sugfuhc

trying to work out where Joe apologised to Mark for being a complete bloody looney. Perhaps he's sending his apology direct to [email protected] or maybe [email protected].

We mighty gods of the Sorabjiad cast our lightning bolts where we deign, oh mortal deniizen of theWAYD board, and spend our time in the Eleusian fields of the Stalking Post.

Fuck Thee, Thou Ass.

My name is Sorab Jiad and I do not appreciate this website.

Pardon me Sorab Jiad,but I don't appreciate you either,and fuck you if you can't take a joke,you ass.

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sorabjihad!!!

boy, you folks really don't like to be challenged.

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you're hardly challenging.

good for you, nate!

oh, and by the way, nate, fuck you for bringing my daughter into this. you are a coward. if you have something to say to me, be a man and say it. don't hide behind your adolescent web technology.

If you have something to say, Joe, you should do it in "Strangle". WAYD is supposed to be a collective project where unrelated people can relate their existence.

excuse me for being uninformed. funny how all of a sudden there is a raison d'etre for wayd when i point out the fact that one of you has crossed the line. i don't give a shit what any part of this web site is supposed to be. when one of you posts a link that leads to a search on my daughter's name, you have gone too far. i can tolerate the pseudo-intellectual drivel that eminates from the sorabji.com clique, (fact is, i love fucking with you people)but leave my family out of it.

hey mark,...hope you're pleased with your "friends".

make no mistake. the last post came from me.

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woah. joe is whack.

who's your daughter? i'm not the father, man, whatever she says.

someone clue me in as to what i've done.

that's very deep. what's wrong? don't know what to say when one of you isn't quite as cool as you thought?

damn man, what are you on?

Bet his daughter's name is Heather.

*yawn*

wishing i was asleep

wishing i was asleep

fighting the urge to act out my young girl rape/torture/dismemberment fantasy.

Can't take the heat, get out of the towering inferno, Pink Boy.

often imitated, never duplicated.

just a few reminders, joe: your ip is recorded with every post. this is a public forum. i am a private person. you are attempting to damage my reputation with unsubstantiated and untrue claims.

listening to Emmylou Harris' "Red Dirt Girl" album.

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Wondering where Joe pulled this, Nate is fucking with his family business,can you show it to us Joe? I've read this thread from top to bottom and I don't see it.

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Listening to Cold's "13 ways to blled on stage", which I just picked up for three bucks. Silly fanboys! Great melodic/dark new metal, refreshingly free from screaming.
Hey Joe, where the white women at?

confused. How can nate tell which NaTe the Nate is talking about?

about to suck down a sweet load from Rev. Stang's fnord. I am cool because I know who Robert Anton Wilson is.

taking issue with sem's statement. i know who he is and i'm not at all cool.

Come one, dave. I'm insulted you can't pick out the genuine semillama from the obvious skinbag clone. You should be taking issue with the po'bucka trying feebly to impersonate and insult me.
By the way, this same lurking numbwit who also did the lame "nAtE" post, posts from 172.135.196.68, and no, it's not the same as where joe usually posts from. Just some 'freen-head jealous of the folks who matter.

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uhh, yeah.

i knew that.

just playing along.

yup.

reacding WAYD for the first time in months.

hey joe, pull the cock out of your mouth when you talk ok?

OMG! You are crazy! insane! I just today found your site from a google page, and you are - um - Gosh, I can't even think of a word wonderful enough! Never fear i WILL be back! Many times. Gotcha bookmarked - maybe I will even link you! Fun Stuff! I love you!

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bigstevo.diaryland.com

about to check into the Plim. I will be feasting at Paul Revere's Smorgasbord and then hittin' the boards for some drunken revelry.

looking at Patrick... I thought I was supposed to get the "cock in mouth" role!!!

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paying bills.

feck

Loving all this drama! Say one shitty thing to someone and all of the sudden it's the domino effect..the whole freakin' clan gets in on the action! This is the WAYD I used to know and love!
Dont give up Joe...they'll argue back and forth with you for MONTHS! Trust me, I KNOW!!

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when did you become such a dumbass, dani?

when she dared encourage and outlander, right?

that's AN outlander.

Please note that these instructions apply only to Win 95 and Win 98 machines. If you are a fucking idiot or for TCP/IP setup go fuck yourself or refer to your Windows NT manual and then go fuck yourself really hard. If you need to enable PPPoE or happen to get pregnant as a result of fucking yourself, please consult a physician. If you forget to fuck yourself first and remember to remove any existing PPPoE applications on your computer, please, have a fucking nice day.

feeling absolutely great. seven bottles of sapporo draft really hit the spot.

enjoying the "make 7,...up yours" t-shirt my daughter just delivered to me for father's day. it's fun trying to show certain people only the back of the shirt.

Celebrating because I just got accepted to ODU!!! yeah I'm college bound!

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happy father's day to dave. you are an amazingly great dad.

what's odu? it makes me want to say:oh- DUH!

noting a lack of explanation for previous actions/statements.

I would like to clear up any misconceptions on the treatment of so-called "outlanders" or newcomers here - we'll give you a little shit maybe, but if you demonstrate that you're an idiot, then open wide, sucka!

A dumbass.
I became that way the night you sang to me on the telephone, NATE. Fucker. Go get another fiance so you can bitch about yet another woman stealing a diamond ring you GAVE her. I didnt say anything to you and your little immature and rude "dumbass" statement was stupid and uncalled for.
Fucker.

Happy Father's Day Joe and thanx for the e-mail.

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preparing the cage.

recalling the time I talked to Dani's husband on the phone. went something like this...

Dani said:

"here, talk to Jimbabe while I get another drink."

and this guy who has no idea who Jimbabe is, talked to me while Dani got a drink.

why am I remembering this now?

well cause I don't remember Dani or her husband singing to me on the phone.

but I did get a postcard from Nate once. he didn't sing in it though.

am I drunk? I think so. not a beer in the damn house. thank god for a belated birthday gift of amaretto, and a gallon of OJ in the fridge.

the damn landlord saw my lane bryant sized underwear hanging on the line in the backyard today. so did her husband, kids, and our new landscaper.

enough of a reason to get potted tonight.

oh yeah, that and the fact that a cousin who is living with us, and recovering from a stroke he had 4 years ago, shit all over the god damn hall floor this afternoon. kinda like spillin a glass of milk. it was the most wretched thing I'd ever seen or smelled.

if I were so inclined to smoke a joint -- or even had one for that matter -- I'd be high as a fucking kite now too.

I do believe this is my longest rant on here ever.
Who's gonna sing to me?

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Well there Jimbabe, you certainly had alot to say tonight!
I remember the time you and hubby chatted on the phone while I got something to drink. Our phone conversations were great because all we did was laugh our asses off and talk about MEN!!
I can help you out in the joint department but you would never want me to sing to you. But I would try just for you!

Thanx for the milky shit story. I'm sure my next glass of milk wont be the same!

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funny how your link doesn't work anymore, nate. who's helping you?

alien slut monkeys who refer to him as "His Cockness".

No wonder the boards have been quiet, they brought the fight outside

wondering why "alien slut monkeys" turns me on so?

Danipoo... baby... it's the chocolate milk you gotta worry about.

p.s. my head feels kinda like the creators of the powder puff girls must feel like at all time. whacked the fuck out.

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Composer, pianist, critic, and writer born in England of a Parsi father and an English mother (birth originally registered as Leon Dudley Sorabji). Largely self-taught as a composer, he derived his style from his study of the works of composers for whom he had a great admiration, among others Liszt, Busoni, Reger, Scriabin, and Szymanowki. He wrote more than a hundred works totalling some 11,000 manuscript pages, many for piano or giving the piano an important part. Several of his works, most of which are unpublished, are written on systems of four and five staves and sometimes as many as seven. His most often cited work, Opus clavicembalisticum (1929-30), consists of more than 250 pages and lasts four and a half hours. In the 1930s, following an inadequate performance of the first part of this work, he decided not to allow further performances of his works to prevent them from being disfigured. In 1976, however, he was convinced by friends to allow carefully chosen pianists to give public hearings of some of his works. Recent publications and recordings are now giving proofs that Sorabji, a unique personality in the history of twentieth-century music, is a major creative force in his own right.

Sorabji, Cornelia
c.1870�1954, Indian lawyer and author. She took a law degree at Oxford in 1893. She served (1904�23) as a special legal adviser to the Court of Wards of Bengal, Bihar, Orissa, and Assam; in this office, which was created through her efforts, she was responsible for the interests of women property holders who lived in purdah. In 1923 she was called to the English bar, but continued to practice in India. She was in favor of continued British rule, and in later years lived in London. Her writings include Love and Life behind the Purdah (1901), Sun Babies (1904; 2d series, 1909), Indian Tales of the Great Ones (1916), The Purdahnashin (1917), Therefore (1924), and India Recalled (1936). See her memoirs, India Calling (1934).

Dick Sorabji - Head of Knowledge Strategy

Dr Dick Sorabji joined LongAcre as Head of Knowledge Strategy. Previously he was a member of the faculty at Imperial College Management School where he created and ran �Future Business� a core MBA programme developing business strategy skills for uncertain environments in technology related fields. Other areas of interest include organisation design, network management and knowledge management all of which have been applied in management consultancy. Prior to this he was a policy adviser to the Labour Party�s then Shadow Cabinet and a Council Leader in London.


DICK, LONG, HEAD.

That is all I got out of this

Yee-haw.

Unpacked my computer last night, installed netzero, then was reminded why the computer stayed in the box for so long: the damn thing slows down to a crawl after about a half-hour.

Screw it, I'm in the office, it's Monday morning, and this is broadband.

Found this

not for the faint of heart
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NEITHER RAIN NOR SLEET NOR DARK OF NIGHT NOR...



Allow me to share a sickening experience I had with coffee.

I love coffee, by the way, but one experience in particular almost
changed that, though it was my own damn fault..

I'll make this short.. I wanted to experiment with new ways of mixing
coffee, and I did successfully melt a tiny bit of chocolate into a cup;
and I guess a dab of whipped cream blended well.

But my creative resources in this matter were quickly exhausted, as
witnessed by the fact that I opened a tub of Parkay and scraped a dab of
Margarine into an empty coffee cup.

Pouring coffee over this Margarine (not butter, I admit that the two
substances are entirely different) produced a cup of coffee with a
perfectly nasty oil-slick across the top.

I persevered, determined to discover new and unknown coffee sensations,
and I ingested this brew.

It was, in a word, vile. It is painful even now to think about how
putrid this tasted.

I left the cup three-quarters full (how careless of me to think that
someone else would not come along and consume this nasty shit) and tried
to go about my busy day.

I was walking to the Post Office, which was only across the street,
when I realized that I could not contain myself any longer. As I opened
the Big Blue Mailbox and placed my telephone bill into it I calmly and
serenely regurgitated the coffee, the lunch I had recently consumed, and
presumably that morning's breakfast; yes, I threw up into the mailbox. I
am not proud of this, but I hope that by sharing it with this newsgroup
others will be able to avoid the evils of Buttered Coffee.




Cheers,
Mark Thomas
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Agatha: ODU = Old Dominion University in Norfolk, VA

Your first name of Sorabji makes you a quick thinker, both philosophical and creative. You appreciate music, art, and drama and, if given training, could excel in those fields. Self-consciousness may prevent you from feeling at ease in positions of impromptu expression. Desiring to be free from detail and monotony, you find it difficult to finish what you start if it does not hold your interest. You enjoy reading and the beauties of nature, experiencing peace and relaxation in outdoor activities. A very individual, independent person, you live within your own thoughts. With acquaintances and strangers, you tend to be reticent and reserved. Your friends never know whether they will find you friendly and charming or lost in introspection. When unhappy or disappointed, you can be moody and temperamental, feeling misunderstood and unappreciated. You will go out of your way to help others, and find it difficult to say "no" and mean it. Others impose on your generosity at times. You enjoy sweets and starchy foods. Over-indulgence could cause a weak back, skin conditions or arthritis later in life. The heart and lungs could also be affected at stressful times.

bored much?

i've never bitched about anyone stealing anything from me.

my voice has the power to make people dumbasses. at least it's good for something.

i still don't believe in joe's mythical link.

no one but the good Lord helps me, joe. no one but the Lord.

i was just informed that the company i am going to visit today has a love for suits.

suits?

where am i?

new york? tokyo?

this is silicon valley. no one wears suits.

Nate, was that bored much comment named at me?

I didnt say your voice sucked Nate. It was actually quite nice and I enjoyed it but your shitty little attitude ruins it.And no, I aint bored at all. Tell you what, lets count the number of posts you write and the number of posts I write and then lets see who's bored.
The freakin' message boards have your name EVERYWHERE.
Wasnt it you that called your ex a "whore" because she wouldnt give you the ring back? I beleive it was.
Not for nuthin' but I think you could have done much better than "dumbass" being your so intelligent and powerful and all.
Please. Get a grip your highness.

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Damn Nate, What did you do?????

Damn Nate, What did you do?????

thinkin...

"damn! all these angry people, I bet every one of them is a good lay!"

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Always amazed at how Jimbabe has always made me laugh!! Your a trip buddy!

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i didn't call my ex a whore. i was talking about the necessity for me to drop $10K on a ring so that she'd marry me. it's societal, not personal.

she asked me if i wanted it back and i told her i gave it to her, and she should keep it if she wanted to.

i've had numerous people say things to the effect of "that bitch should give you the ring back" and i've defended her choice every time.

bored was a reference to spunky posting the results of a search on "sorabji".

i'm not bored. the insane are never bored.

your comments about the clique here are tiresome. there is no clique here. there are people who can cut the abuse and people who can't.

and you, friend, have cut the abuse. which makes you no different than the rest of us assholes.

im sitting here

Damn, I'm sitting here too. How can we both be sitting here, especially since matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

saying to Unidentified Person at 151.202.100.166 , that I don't know if your 'matter' statement is entirely true.

cause my tonsils and my tongue can surely vouch for my mouth when I say I've sucked two dicks at once before.

there.

apologies for the crudeness of that post. but I just simply *had* to say it.

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Informing everyone that my daughter left the "im sitting here" post earlier.
Obviously it was not me because I try to start all my sentences in a CAP. letter.
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I do know my punctuation...somewhat..
And I dont know what to make of his royal highnesses posts. I dunno if they were directed at me in a negative way or if they were actually meant in a nice way.
Call me stupid but I just dont get it!!!

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Loving Jimbabe's crudeness!!!!!!!! Yup, I AM MOST CERTAINLY bored tonight and just feel like coming here and reading and posting.
But, aint that what BULLETIN BOARDS are supposed to be for????
I dont need to come on here with some made-up well-planned negative speech...I just need and want to be ME.......to bad if that aint good....or smart enough.

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Dani,
Don't let these asses get to you. POST AWAY!

Hey Jim, As a matter of trivia: I just read this article at seanbaby.com about a video game show they went to, and they rate video games by using the factor of how it affects the number of dicks Phil Collins wants in his mouth at a time. The lower the number of dicks, the better the game (because it takes some of his attention away from dicks).
Anyway, carry on.

Gimme strength or gimme mercy

goddammit, mark, write another story

I have posting here for the last 4 years and I aint about to stop for anyone.
And I KNOW that I have never used to word clique either. To lame of a word.
I'm waiting for my friend Doris, or as I call her Doris Clitoris to get here so we can go to the mall and get some new sandals.
Bye the way Jimbabe, I let hubby read your post about your tonsils and your tongue and the two dicks and he about pissed himself!!

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i've been posting here for the last 29 years and i don't think anyone is asking you to stop, dani.

6/19/2001, 7:44 AM
Alotaspunk is:

Dani,
Don't let these asses get to you. POST AWAY!


Thats what I was reffering to, Nate.

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Intelligence is soooooooooo over rated nowadays.

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thinking a good dose of Trout Fishing in America would do you all some good.

http://members.nerve.com/waffleboy/new.html

Yippe, sounds like a whole lotta fun. Trout fishing. My next hobby on the list.

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Fuck You, You Ass

Broken Hearts and AssSex Are For Assholes

Even though your not telling who "I'm not telling is", The whole entire clique, I mean community, is gonna do a view source and find out anyway.
Hate when that happens!

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not looking up who "im not telling" is.

Thinking that Dani could actually use some trout fishing. Or a sedative. Or both.

As fine as both of those suggestions sound, I dont take any kinda drugs that I cant grow myself. But thanx a WHOLE BUNCH for your enlightning input.

;>)

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fuck you, you ass.

agreeing with Nate that anal sex rocks!

Danipoo... glad hubby about wet himself. Tell him I'd surely be game to show *him* my tonsils sometime. :)

Sem: ROFL @ the Phil Collins game show thing. Got the http???

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I dont think they have to view the source to know who "I'm not telling" is.

pulling a wad of lint from my belly button.

Also... I am almost finished reading a GREAT and fun book:

"Murder on the Gravy Train" by Phyllis Richman. To truly enjoy it, you should have read her first novel, "The Butter Did It," and have a knowledge of Washington, DC.

:)

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watching a video that says we are from mars

watching a video that says we are from mars

Standing here with hubby watching him turn every shade of red after reading your *tonsils* post Jimbabe!!!
He said "Hey, aint that the guy who I was telling jokes to on ICQ?"
Remember that?? He was making me type you these dirty gay jokes!!!!!!
That was a funny night also. About 2 years ago I guess.

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same husband you had a couple years ago?

Hey Jim:

http://www.seanbaby.com/news/robots2.htm

not actually the video game thing, but still Phil Collins.

HEY HEY HEY, I like Phil Collins, so suck mine

Yeah, the same husband I've had for the last almost 14 years Dave...why?

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i remember why

Wouldnt have anything to do with trout fishing now would it?

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trout fishing. ha!

Stop that, you'll go blind