Enjoying....at long last....motherhood. 8 lbs. 9.7 oz, 21 inches, 18 hours of labor and a little surgery. The twenty-first century is grand. Having a hindbrain exclusively compelled by instinctual/hormonal drives is not all bad either.

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I just got done takeing a dump.....it feels good to take dumps.

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Taking a dump is cool. Once Mike Patton from Faith No More took a dump on Axl Roses moniter, which I think is even cooler than that.

Playing with my new kitten. He is SO CUTE! I love how they are so jumpy and when they do that kung fu thing where they stand up on their back legs, and they hold their front legs out wide to make themselves look sooooooo big and scarey. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

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just biked in to the office for two purposes: One, to pick up my cell phone which I had left here earlier, and two, to see how long it would take me to get here. About 20 minutes. However, when I got here I was (and am) sweating like only a human can sweat, which makes me think that biking into work may have to wait til the fall so as not to stink up my work clothes.

Spent another weekend watching movies, as usual. Saw "The Mummy Returns" which was a fun movie, but ultimately forgetable. Nice to see it on a big screen and such and really cool FX, though, and the air conditioning was key. I also caught a tribute of sorts to Stanley Kubrick in the movie, if you can believe it. Watch closely the scene where the pygmy mummies are falling off the log bridge and you'll see what I mean.

Then I went to the new Family Video that just opened up the block. FV is great for its eclectic selection (17 ninja titles alone)although there are some weird omissions, such as the lack of copies of Blue Velvet or Repo Man, or Decline and Fall of the Western Empire. So, I rented Scary Movie, and it wasn't as bad as I thought. Reminded me of Airplane! I also rented Election, which was excellent.

I am wondering when Requiem for a Dream comes out though. Seems like it should be available already. I am also thinking that it would sure be nice to have someone to watch these movies with, too.

Hey Se, Requiem comes out at the end of the month I think, and you might be able to the NC-17 version, but not at Blockbuster. I didn't like Scary Movie at all, it was way crass. You have to watch Quills, when it comes out. It is really incredible.

I got a good deal of slack from scary movie. The small dick jokes especially. But that's just how I am.

congratulations, Katja

dejected
rejected
infected
inflicted
dissected
invected
subjected

"The sickening pang of hope deferred"

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about to edit format policies. As soon as I got back from Huntsville, I just couldn't keep my hands off them. Pray for me and the database.

Katja, I don't know you, but I congratulate you. Anyone who can extrude something that large from their person and be cheerful about it shortly thereafter deserves it.

Trying to access the board,with minimal success.

AHHHHH! Mark! Fix the Fucking Site NOW! Ahhhhh!!!! I can't stand it!

wondering herself, every time she looks at this kid, how something so big was improbably in her body and improbably came out of her body. It's weird being an animal.

Thanks for the congratulations, Mark and nelly!

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just finished my powerpoint presentation for my paper. Left the field early so I could do so, and alos attempt to conquer the DMV tomorrow very very early.

Then it's off to DC and possibly a zoo adventure with Kalliope!

crying.

My internet surfing-family researching-video game playing-raised me from one to six years Nana died at 12.30am.

i'm sorry, moon

Thanks Mark.

having power over himself.

his actions are his own.

I wish I had some power here,Amee and Jerry are working,so I watch the baby all day.He's the cutest little guy and he's got a smile that melts my heart,his mother on the other hand still stomps on mine.Sshe got drunk Sunday and started a fight with Jerry,it was ugly.The next day she was all hungover and late for work,so she pulls into a strip mall and told somebody to call the paramedics,they thought she had food poisoning and called her work for her,it was a hangover,my s/o had to take off half a day of work because of ms.drama queen.Ryan's going to jail for 24 hours today,it should have been a month.I hope if anyone see's this they can help me I have outlook and outlook express on my computer,ever since I got back from Mexico they aren't working and I can't fax pictures anymore,I've tried trouble shooting and I guess I'm just too stupid to figure it out,that was my family e-mail programs.It was bad enough when Ryan messed with my computer,now Amee,Jerry,and Heather do too,it really pisses me off,and at night when I want to get on the computer,they get all put out because they are watching t.v. in MY room.Other than that I'm o.k.I'm sooo sorry Moonit.

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Sorry to hear that Moonit. Hugs from across the Tasman.

xoxoxo

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Hey Bumrush, bet it would cheer Moonit up if you gave her a soreass email addy.

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Carl Perkins
Sun Records, 1956

They took her Blahnik shoes down to ol' Mobile
Got to rockin' with the rhythm, run 'em over the hill
Put you Cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right
Yeah kitty, put your Cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really bop it right

Well I slicked up myself till I looked sweetah
I run down town to get my female Anita
Put you Cat clothes on
'Cause we're gonna really rock it tonight
Yeah kitty, put your cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right
Rock it!

Well my old gal's slow & easy, but all the hepcats know
When she gets that rockin' beat
she knocks the polish off her toes
Put you Cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right
Yeah kitty, put your Cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right
Slap it!

Well now come on Cat, get with it
Keep your hands off that fruit jar
Do some be-boppin' rhthm, pick your toenails up tomorrow
Put you Cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right.

also - condolences to moonit. this is difficult for me to say because when somebody close to me died, i didn't want people to say anything to me about it. but i mean what i say to you now.

the liveliest thing that has happened to me here today is witnessing my boss break the telephone cord and try to hide it.

should i be pleased that they've required my presence at these meetings? does that mean i matter?

i haven't felt this bitter in years.

thinking "Who would have thought that sweetah rhymed with Anita?"

Thanks Droopy, that was sweetah ya.

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Just thinking about "Best In Show" an awesome, funny movie from the guys who brought you spinal tap....

it rhymes in the american south, cat.

feeling extraordinarly ornery and wishing i could drub someone or something without fear of busting stitches.

Just showered.

Thinking about the fencing tournament on Saturday.

Wondering about the aches and pains in the upper body.

Thinking about girls I am too far away from me to be thinking about.


Deciding to drink Orange Juice now.

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Nay Droopy, I was commenting on my delight at the juxtaposition of the two words.

You made my day by not opting for the more appropriate sillah or evilah.

it wouldn't have occured to me to use any other word than sweetah.

in the original version of the song (it really is a carl perkins tune) the lines are "like a dilly" and "my female billy".

and, of course, "blue suede" instead of "blahnik".

forgot to write my name. i need coffee.

Feeling like there is no end to this universe. Feeling like all the randomness in my life is based on some obscure algorythim and if I could figure out what it was my life would be complete. Wishing that my life was simple again.

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Thinking that Hal should see the movie PI, which is about that very subject

whipping someone's butt in Scrabble.

Qat that, big boy.

sitting here. feeling all lonely. it is a gigantic city.

8 million people.

i think.

i will make friends.
i will make friends.
will i make friends?

tomorrow i am going to venture out to a museum. the MET? then i will go to some rockabilly type show at night. i will make friends.

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Your skin sheds forth so that I endlessly crave pans of fried baclava.

I am bored out of my mind and thinking of taping this keg.

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I am bored out of my mind and thinking of taping this keg.

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digesting a magic cookie.

at my parents'.

drunk on red wine and beer.

and digesting, this magic cookie.

where i want to be becomes so clear.

Come fly with me.

Next stop the sun.

I'm getting ready to go to a gay nude beach in a nature preserve with my best friend Francisco to see if we can do something naughty.

Looking at all of Sorabji's "Last Big Pictures" and enjoying the heck out of them.
Me and Moms on Mothers Day.
Moms: "Wow is all that I can say!"

living on diet coke and cinnamon mentos

having way too much energy for someone sleeping three hours a day

as happy as that lady with three teeth that tried to sell you her shoes and laughed when you crinkled your nose and walked away, and then went through your trash for credit card receipts. not really, she just wanted those bottles you didn't feel like carrying back to the store.

want a barcode tattoo. Don't care how cliche' it is or may one day become. Can't think of product to get it from.
Thoughts?

wondering if wisper has seen the show "dark angel"

carlesta, anusol, martian popping thing, head cheese, norma jeane and her squirting g-spot�, live animal trap, wild honey just off the top of my head.

has never seen Dark Angel, as it looks brutally bad.
Let me guess, she has a barcode tat. Aw, fuckit, i still want one. Plenty of good movies have them : Alien 3, 12 Monkies.....yum.
Help

has never seen Dark Angel, as it looks brutally bad.
Let me guess, she has a barcode tat. Aw, fuckit, i still want one. Plenty of good movies have them : Alien 3, 12 Monkies.....yum.
Help

having deja vu, or hearing echos or something. It would be more interseting if i was having flashbacks instead.
Downloading monty python mp3's.
Shuddering with thoughts of the holocaust, bet they didn't find their tattoos cliche. (I say the holocaust like there's been only one.)
Reading old messages about kittens. I'm addicted to kittens. It has become a problem, though, I have 4 cats and all my kittens are gone again....

kicking the big guys square in the nuts...as it should be...
betony, i suggest you do the same.

listening to the new tool.

hearing that the new Tool sucked hard. is it true Nate?

Well...Tahts not what Rolling Stone said...4 stars. Not like I trust Rolling Stone, but I figure that they know good prog rock as much as anyone. Besides TOOL isn't a band meant for your easy listening pleasure. I don't think they would be capable of making a bad record, ever. Maynard has one the best voices in rock, ever.

Looking for damn payphone numbers

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heart beating, careful breathing.

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lateralus is ok. i don't know, i haven't listened to it enough. it doesn't have the slap me in the face and give me a boner effect that aenima did.

i'm happy i bought it. maynard moves into some new vocal territory, i think.

maybe.

fuck.

don't ask me. i'm tired of having opinions.

Taking off my panty hose and being carefull not to rip up the fish net then I will put on male clothes so I can go out and pick up some lunch with out geting the crap beat out of me.

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Wondering if *rolls eyes at herself* was considered implicit in my last post.

I'm sorry about your Nana, moonit.

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Wondering if *rolls eyes at herself* was considered implicit in my last post.

I'm sorry about your Nana, moonit.

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starting in four hours

finishing in five


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say nice things to me, i'm nervous.

happy birthday, sem!


good luck, heather. you're a smart cookie, you'll do great.

waiting waiting waiting.

i'm so pathetic.

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hm.
now what.