9/1/2001, 0:08 AM
type b is:
laughing reel hard from seeing Jiminy Glick video from Wednesdays show at my brothers hause.


9/2/2001, 1:27 AM
joe is:
c'mon, mark. put some pictures of organ pipes in "pictures of pipes". there's a beautiful organ case in st. ignatius loyola on park avenue & 84th. i'd love to see it again. thanx.


9/2/2001, 8:20 PM
nate is:
apparently the only one at work today.

you goddamn slackers.

get to work!


9/2/2001, 8:20 PM
nate is:
apparently the only one at work today.

you goddamn slackers.

get to work!


9/2/2001, 8:53 PM
joe is:
c'mon, nate. it's labor fucking day weekend!!


9/2/2001, 9:56 PM
nate is:
wtf does labor mean?!

it's not my choice, man. trust me, i'm ready to disembowel some folks.


9/2/2001, 10:04 PM
PPG is:
Looking at your site!

=)

[email protected]
http://www.magicalcheese.com/kctopaz


9/3/2001, 0:40 AM
joe is:
yeah, i know, "labor" day is the one day when nobody works. i'm sorry you had to.


9/3/2001, 1:03 AM
Bill is:
Drinking a beer in
honor of a friend who
left this life 4 years ago.
Here's to you old friend!


9/3/2001, 5:03 AM
R.C. is:
Wondering why I keep getting a cryptic message when I try to get into www.sorabji.com.

I had to sneak in the back way by searching sorabji on Google/then clicking on a torturechamber link...?

MARK?! Did you change the URL?

If Mark's moved house on us, will somebody email me the new URL?


And Happy Labor Day, peoples.

[email protected]


9/3/2001, 10:51 AM
xportee is:
cursing at the end of Reservoir Dogs movie video.


9/3/2001, 12:10 PM
nate is:
back at work. happy fucking laborday.

my ny steak better be at least 2" thick when i get home.

though i bet i'll be eating cereal by the fistfull with a sixpack for dinner.


9/3/2001, 7:37 PM
pez is:
unhappy.

bust.com is currently
down, meaning no
email for pez. since
friday. friday dammit!!!!

today i want to be data
from the goonies, he
had all the cool
gadgets and would find
something neater than
email.

[email protected]
http://fortunecooki.diaryland.com


9/3/2001, 9:54 PM
droopy is:
drinking a toast to the memory of kosmos spoetzl.

shiner on you crazy diamond.


9/4/2001, 8:08 AM
semillama is:
getting ready to go to South Carolina tomorrow


9/4/2001, 11:28 AM
semillama is:
is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that the woman in the Big Picture has only one, GIANT TOE on her left foot!??


9/4/2001, 12:22 PM
nate is:
preparing for the big song and dance.

this is why i put in 40+ hours this weekend.

30 minutes.

here we go.


9/4/2001, 5:13 PM
esme is:
killing time at my desk here (enjoying the photos) before i have to go pick my cat up from the vet (he's a sick boy)...trying to sound as though i'm working (superior listens for the click of the keyboard over the cubicle wall).....

[email protected]


9/4/2001, 5:27 PM
p-daddy is:
hearing cnn voice saying "the fiscal balance sheet is going to get worse"

Trendt Lobt is in the Howse!


9/4/2001, 11:33 PM
moonit is:
wondering if I dance like a cheerleader on speed


9/4/2001, 11:46 PM
nate is:
blown to fuckshitchrist


9/5/2001, 9:54 AM
alex is:
wondering if England can have a similar victory against Albania toningt


9/5/2001, 12:08 PM
Unidentified Person at 12.107.177.1 is:
reading Camper's logs...looking at mark's pictures...stealing wasted time from the evil coporate overloards. mwahhaha.


9/5/2001, 12:21 PM
esme is:
forgetting to enter my name when i tell you what i'm doing.

[email protected]


9/5/2001, 12:22 PM
Spider is:
Voi che vivete sicuri
Nelle vostre tiepide case,
Voi che trovate tornando a sera
Il cibo caldo e visi amici:

Considerate se questo � un uomo
Che lavora nel fango
Che non conosce la pace
Che lotta per mezzo pane
Che muore per un s� o per un no

Considerate se questa � una donna,
Senza capelli e senza nome
Senza pi� forza di ricordare
Vuoti gli occhi e freddo il grembo
Come una rana d�inverno.


Meditate se questo � un uomo.

Vi comando queste parole.
Scolpitele nel vostro cuore
Stando in casa andando per via,
Coricandovi, alzandovi:

Ripetetele ai vostri figli.

O vi si sfaccia la casa,
La malattia vi impedisca,
I vostri nati torcano il viso da voi.



--Primo Levi


9/5/2001, 1:24 PM
pez is:
eating froot loops dry out of the box.

how do you do that, spider?


9/5/2001, 1:36 PM
Spider is:
Do what?

That's Primo Levi's famous "If This Is a Man."

I'll translate:

You who live secure
In your warm houses,
You who return home at night
And find warm food and the faces of friends:

Consider if this is a man,
Who works in the mud
Who doesn't know peace
Who draws lots for half a loaf of bread
Who dies because of a yes or a no

Consider if this is a woman,
Without hair and without name
Without the strength to remember
Empty eyes and a womb cold like a frog in winter

Consider if this is a man.

I give you these words.
Carve them on your hearts
While you're inside your house, while you're away
While you lay down, while you get up:

Tell them to your children.

Or else, may you lose your house,
May illness overtake you,
May your children turn their faces from you.


9/5/2001, 1:44 PM
Spider is:
It's better in Italian, naturally.


9/5/2001, 2:34 PM
pez is:
most texts are best in the original language, but it wreaks havoc with the minds of those who don't know the language.

and mixing original text with translation is a just plain bad idea.


9/5/2001, 5:01 PM
esme is:
i ran that through an interpreter on the web...the results came back higgeldy piggeldy and it made no sense (i think it's had maybe twelve words, all told, in common with your translation). thanks for that by the way...


9/5/2001, 9:30 PM
UHURU is:
PRIME TIME GLICK JUST STARTED ON comEDY CHANNEL


9/6/2001, 1:27 AM
moonit is:
yes well i am in your time zone so i will find this helpful.

not.


excuse me while i get my caring face out of my pocket


9/6/2001, 7:55 AM
Astra is:
Wondering when the Jerry Lewis Telethon begins


9/6/2001, 9:58 AM
esme is:
trolling the morning hallways of work looking for dehydrated msg laden soup packets or some popcorn for my empty tummy....


9/6/2001, 1:15 PM
pez is:
watching pbs cartoons and eating toast.

sylvie is sleeping in my dad's old gym bag and she's so cute!


9/6/2001, 9:08 PM
sarah is:


this just in:

i found christop! he's in s.f. and just returned from burning man.




9/6/2001, 11:25 PM
sheila is:
sarah,

how did you do that?


9/7/2001, 9:32 AM
cat is:
Looking for the other 1/8 of the moon.

[email protected]


9/7/2001, 12:04 PM
cerebus is:
Listening to the "flash back lunch" in austin texas

[email protected]


9/7/2001, 3:08 PM
bell_jar is:
eating a plum and thinking that i want to go on adventure


9/7/2001, 3:53 PM
Mr. X is:
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is meeting with "Mother" - the CEO for The Avengers.


9/8/2001, 8:28 PM
Rob is:
Looking at all the homwork I have to do, and I haven't even started. Drinking Safeway Select Fruit Pinch, chewing on a rubber band. Its 3:27PM here in Honolulu, and its humid as hell. I really need to start this homeowrk.

[email protected]


9/8/2001, 8:55 PM
nelly is:
trying not to think about homework. you're no help, Rob.


9/8/2001, 9:34 PM
sorabji is:


THERE'S A DARK AND A TROUBLED SIDE OF LIFE
BUT THERE'S A BRIGHT AND A SUNNY SIDE, TOO
THOUGH YOU MEET WITH THE DARKNESS AND STRIFE
THE SUNNY SIDE YOU ALSO MAY VIEW

KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE
KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
IT WILL HELP US EVERY DAY
IT WILL BRIGHTEN ALL THE WAY
IF WE'LL KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

OH THE STORM AND ITS FURIES RAGE TODAY
CRUSHING HOPE THAT WE CHERISH SO DEAR
THE CLOUD AND STORM WILL IN TIME PASS AWAY
AND THE SUN AGAIN WILL SHINE BRIGHT AND CLEAR

KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE
KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
IT WILL HELP US EVERY DAY
IT WILL BRIGHTEN ALL THE WAY
IF WE'LL KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE

LET US GREET WITH THE SONG OF HOPE EACH DAY
THOUGH THE MOMENT BE CLOUDY OR FAIR
AND LET US TRUST IN OUR SAVIOUR ALWAYS
HE'LL KEEP US EVERY ONE IN HIS CARE

KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE
KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
IT WILL HELP US EVERY DAY
IT WILL BRIGHTEN ALL THE WAY
IF WE'LL KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE


9/9/2001, 1:21 AM
joe is:
look for the silver lining,
when 'ere a cloud appears in the sky.
you know that somewhere
the sun is shining
and so the right thing to do is let it shine for you.
a heart full of joy and gladness
will always banish sadness and strife.
so always look for the silver lining and try to find the sunny side of life.


9/10/2001, 1:00 AM
joe is:
so, what does it take to post to "are you pissed off"? what's the secret handshake?


9/10/2001, 2:22 AM
bob is:
iam at aut, those big pic were so boring it has inspirtard me to do my assigment
a pic of a door way!
go to my site and see what you shound be takeing pics of.
thanks for making me feel better abount my life

[email protected]
http://ratemyexs.homestead.com/exs.html


9/10/2001, 3:35 PM
Spider is:
starving.


9/10/2001, 7:14 PM
Dougie is:
Watching Julia and Jacques making Beef Bourguingon while eating a salami sandwich. Julia's like a bionic Queen Mum -- "I'm going to live forever; I'm never going to die..."