going to dig up a post from last week because margret can't post a fucking response in the corresponding thread.

Am also reassuring myself that I've always read Antony Scalia's name as such and advising that I give a little rats ass about what his mama prefers he be called.

Well, you should. You're WRONG, bucko -- it's Antonin. Would you want to be called Patricia, or Padraig, or Patroklos?

people call me "Pat" all the damn time despite my protests.

on the scale of relative importance of all things considered...id say its nill people.

Antonin, Antony, Tony...whatever.

they also call me "Patty" throughout these boards.

Enjoying St. Patrick's Day early.

enjoying a little last minute surf around my favourite haunts before tucking into bed slightly earlier than I have been of late

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starting to miss mr. foo foo

margret can post wherever she likes about whatever she likes and padraig will like it because if only dust could talk he's my BITCH.

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Last Thur. there was a knock on the door around 10 a.m.,it was a detective for Ryan,he had a warrant.Ryan was sleeping,I could have said he wasn't here,but I didn't,and my husband said I was an asshole for that.So he's in jail for 9 days,I don't care,it's not my fault he didn't go to court and complete the class he was orderd by the court to go to.So the 9 days is for the city of Chandler,he just found out that after the 9 days,he still won't get out cause he has a outstanding warrant from the city of Mesa,so he'll have to got to court there and probably more jail,it's not my fault he was charged with harrassing his psycho girlfriends ex-boyfriend by phone and then not showing up for court.How nice it is being able to move around the house without locking my bedroom door and to be able to use my phone.Do I love Ryan? Yes. Do I miss him? Not one bit,and if that makes me an asshole,fine,pass me that roll of toilet paper.

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WTF is wrong with your husband, J?

Hooray for J.

I'm listening to the new
mix I am assembling
for my girlfriend - more
rock/world music than
the last one, which
was more alternative/
world. Both have 13
songs, which is just a
coincidence.

mannnn they really screwed things up in Afghanistan.

Checking out www.sorabji.com and wondering what type of camera you use. I like this site.

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sharing my curiosity about the possibility of an etymological relationship between the words "lowering" and "glowering", brought on by the dark and gloomy sky lowering over my place of employment at this moment when I am about to try to escape...

a bit bummed about Ray Brown passing.

who?

advising sem.

ray brown was a kick ass jazz bassist...played with the likes of Max Roach, Stan Getz, Coltrane and Mingus.

adding...

Dizzy, Monk and Parker.

one of the last "bebop" era musicians.

Good riddance, Ray Brown.

There has never been a bassist better than Mingus.

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advising ruggles to calmly pull his head out of his ass.

the envy of 15 year old boys everywhere

why, heather?

debating what to do with my day today.

PEELING UNEXPLODED M-80'S

melting in St. Louis

I am sitting at my desk eating chocolate. And also watching the clock because it's Friday afternoon.

going to the meadowlands carnival! - woo-hoo - i love summer! macy's fireworks rocked on the FDR last night.

Reading a copy of Hour Detroit mag. on a friday night, which is pretty boring for a 19 year-old college student. Also thinking about calling random payphone numbers from around the world.

Checking in from 'a booth in the midwest'
. in reality i'm walking in from a hot tin roof balcony floor into an apartment in New Orleans. Mentally lamenting not having phoned the property owner of a near-by 1/2 acre lot with oak trees. The family was squabbling about selling it so the government was about to step in. Years later the prices are sky high in this lovely area.

Wondering why there are no postings in the last twenty four hours?? Where are you people?? Have you all gone underground like I have?? Have we all become silent?? Has the world stopped, Scully??

it's over, daniel. it's over.

go home.

what's over?

i'm still around.
although some one
better start something.

Looking for erotic company, female, top or bottom

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killing time.
thinking about my true worth.
lost.

checking in from my hotel room
in Fargo, North Dakota. hope no
one misses me too much. can't
seem to connect to my e-mail for
more than 2 seconds. see you
soon. *thmooch*

feeling bereft of meaning and purpose, aimlessly wandering in the desert

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I've got your "thmooch" right here.

I don't know wtf is wrong with my husband,it might be the prozac. In my head I call him Mr. Nowhere Man,just sees what he wants to see,whatever.As for myself,I tried to see what was going on with Ryan on the famous jail cam,but just my luck it was down,shit,was that a disapointment.Glad I read this whole thread today,now I know where Mark is,and that Cat is still with us.Welcome back to the U.S.A. Naked Bill,and congrats on moving into your new home Dougie.Over and out.

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wondering


Are you ashore cat?

Not that i expect an answer but i had to ask.

For some reason, my temporary lysdexia made me read the word "ashore" from Patrick's above post as "ass whore".

Also, thanks J.

Why's it so quiet around here lately? Everbody on vacation?

reeking of gasoline. I thought the pump had quit. But it hadn't.

just almost fell out of my chair

I've been out shagging.

Sorry. = )

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hehhehehehehhe

Yes Patrick, I'm an ass whore.

And I'm also ashore. Rowing in as we speak.

bumming out for my pet - hearing cat yowl from not being able to use the litter box.

female, top or bottom.

female || top || bottom.

or XOR?

but what is female && top? like in the james song?

what the fuck is wrong with this goddamn country?

Whatchyou talkin' 'bout Willis?

thinking the heat is really bearing down on folks.


otherwise wanting to jizzmop your soul.

writing an article about the payphone project. In Hungarian, so you most of you probably won't be able to read it. greetings to you all, folks.

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MMM...I could really go for a long tall drink from a wrung out jizzmop right about now.

umm... what is jizzmop?

A drink made from a wrung-out jizzmop is also known as a penis colada.

digging the SHIT out of
the new Red Hot Chili
Peppers album.

Just when I finish the
last crap project,
another drops in my
lap - no rest for the
wicked I suppose.
oh well.

Glad to see Cat back,
though.

Hearing about Cheney cooking the books for Haliburton company

ALLEGEDLY cooking the books.

i read hungarian notation.

thinking im souless and bankrupt of faith.

pooping my pants as its rumored that Queens of the Stoneage, Sonic Youth, Mudhoney and the Keith Morris allstar tribute to the Gunclub (Mike Watt, Nels Cline and others most likely) are to play Sunset Junction, the annual donation-only (aka free) street fair in the hood.

Checking SY's tour schedule, they are indeed here that weekend.

Holyfuck!!

Watched Unforgiven last night. That always cracks me up when Gene Hackman (Little Bill) calls Richard Harris (English Bob) the "Duck of Death" instead of the "Duke of Death". Don't know why, it just does.

I wonder if republicans have wings...

I wonder if democrats have horns?

horns of a dilemma

I went swimming in the moonlight with Orion who can say nana,he is a water baby Aquarius,also has a temper,I don't know where he gets it..not.Watched Shallow Hal and I Am Sam,both good movies,trying to decide if I'm up to typing about a problem I once had with my rectum just to liven things up around here.I need distractions.As much as I bitched about my mother,I loved her and was just so frustrated.

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Trying to get rid of a hangover.

Ullalume Ullalume

Why is everyone ignoring me??

Wondering Where Gee Is

Pas moi.

Backing away cautiously

thinking Nigella Lawson is HOT

She is attractive, but
"Third Most Beautiful
Woman in the World?"

Please.

missing british cooking shows.

goddamnit.

looking for a lime

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'

Hoping they catch the monsters that are kidnapping the kids.

saying goodbyes.

they cut 35% of the force today. goodbye friends.

has anyone seen "door to door"? it's a made for tv movie on cable. it's based on a true story. william h. macy both starred in it and co-wrote it. this guy is truly a genius. what a great story.

that's funny. i saw an ad for door to door on a webpage somewhere. i think i used it as an example of why i don't watch TV.

Watching the lunch crowd on Ave of the Americas from the vantage point of the window below the "Our National Debt" sign. I think everyone is on holiday.

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breathing deep

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listening to wnyc-fm

jay leno, janet reno.

what's the fucking difference?

Janet Reno danced in Florida last night.

fixin' to take a nap.

fixin' to think sarah's been in texas too long.

I am sad my friend
refuses to deal with me
because the girl he is
dating I once referred
to as a "bitch".

I had been his friend
for since the 5th grade
or so.

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"Dude, you're Getting a cell!"

introducing the world's most retarded poem:

"Riley the Wogie" by Riley the Wogie

Riley the Wogie
Smoking a big stogey
Riley the Wogie
Sitting in a tree
Riley the Wogie
Had a big bogey
The day before on an easy par 3.

Riley the Wogie
Being an old phogy
Riley the Wogie
Sitting in a tree
Riley the Wogie
Felt a little logy
So he took a nap up in that tree.

applying for a new job which i'll probably hate but pays big bucks.


more money = faster i can get out of texas.

remembering the national debt sign from a few days ago as well. I sat there in Bryant Park taking pictures, while my wife shopped fabric samples.

thinking I'd like to hurt Ann Coulter.

in a good way or a bad way, dougie?

in a good way, of course. She is one little hot mama, after all.

discovering Andy Irvine & Paul Brady. Good stuff.

Texas...some of the biggest assholes in Costa Rica are from there.

ISA server installed but is a little too tight right now. Getting out the shoe horn and vasiline...

you've been inside me
i've swallowed your come
that means something.

-cameron diaz

she said that to you too? Damn, how many guys does she use that line on?

sad and mad and i've had it!

bye folks!

planning a trip to greece in march '03.

wondering if sarah needs or wants any traveling companions

advising spider to check out the Edward Weston exhibit that hear has arrived in DC.

Eating lunch and
listening to the radio. It
is either John Lee
Hooker or Guy Davis.

I think it is Guy Davis.
that man is awesome.

had an utterly fantastic
time with my girlfriend
in the ol' Keewenaw.
The only way it could
have been better would
for it to have lasted
longer.

just finished 2 hours of
cold-calling...yummy, love
that, love this scary
economy... but what's a
designer to do these days
but that and wander around
other people's sites...

anyone wanna' hire me?
i'm good. good like johnny
travolta.

would that work on a cold
call?

ack.

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looking to get hired too. Got a formality interview soon with a medical systems company to be an installer of linear accelerators and the software systems that drive them. The job's mine if I want it. Lots of travel mostly US and Canada, but some international. Pays well. Sound company. Good bennys. Do I really want to be gone 250 days a year though? Especially after just moving. Fiancee's not thrilled, but she'll live. Must decide. Woof woof.

A Feng Shui tip:
"Think of the floor as one large desk top"

('Southpark's about to come on)

trying to pass out.
man, i haven't been
this drungk since 7th
grade.
or at least brooklyn.

i think that line got me
laid once. sad isn't it?
but fuck if i'm not about
as frunk as i've ever
been. FUCKING
BEAUTIFUL.

saw meshell
n'degeo'cello and shit.
you figure out the
commas. woman's got
an army of wrnxn
fckin waste
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buh bye,

i

ub

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too.


dddaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
hhhh

excited.


its confirmed, for a $6 donation i get to see Sonic Youth, Mudhoney, Pansy Division, Sleater Kinner (i'll probably be at the beer and sausage stand at that time).

i love summer in my town.

leaving for seattle for the weekend.


yet another wedding. by september i will have attended four weddings this year.

Wondering if she will fit in Sarah's suitcase.

Thinking about running out and getting a thong, finally understanding why her life is so empty.

But I probably won't.

I wish it was tommorrow. Next year. Maybe many years away from now. When money wasn't a problem anymore.

The last wedding I went to was earlier this month. My uncle and a girl named Liza. Not to be confused with my sister Eliza. In a flower garden. Irish Catholic Priest with quite an accent.

tired. My kitties were roughhousing last night about midnight and one of them raced through the living room where I had a spare sheetmetal cap for the baseboard heater lying on the floor and he tore his right leg open on it. He was still running around, and the thing wouldn't stop bleeding, and by the time we caught him, the new carpet and newly painted walls looked like we had committed ritual cat murders in there. Took him to an all night vet -- he needs stitches (to the tune of $450 (fucking highway robbery)) but he'll be fine. Cat blood does not clean up easily.

reading mark's stories.

noting that my friend in brooklyn...a Ms Pac Man enthusiast told me last week he got the high score at Ms Pac Man on Coney Island.

We went out to Coney Island for some music fest and to see his score, but it had been beaten.

Out came the ten spot, but we had to leave, so I never saw him play.



Speaking of games, I watched guys play chess in Bryant Park.

I wish parks here had gaming.

Id love to become the neighborhood wiz at public chess.

check out games.yahoo.com patrick. Not quite the same as sitting on a park bench playing chess, but better than nothing.

"first i was a hippie then i was a stockbroker now i am a hippie again"

Bored and disgusted. And of course....eating chocolate to offset these feelings.

Please let's not forget the \link{http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_dd1.htm, Peter Pan fashion page} Will the sorabjiite who found it please come forth.
Thank you

Please let's not forget the Peter Pan Fashion Page. Will the finder of said page please stand up. We love you.

Obsessing over the Peter Pan Fashion Page that a Sorabjiite submitted years ago. Please let us know who you were.
We're haveing a "come as you were" party immediately.Please let's not forget the http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_dd1.htm

listening to the havoc.

once again, the neighbors are in self destruct mode.

sheriff's made more than one trip.

overheard: "dougie? dougie? come give daddy a kiss goodbye"

Ha! There's a phrase I never heard my dad utter. My family has a real problem with showing each other affection. We all do that hug thing where you stand 2 feet away from each other, ramrod straight, and move the upper half of your body about 20 degrees towards the other family member, all the while keeping the knees rigidly locked. Awkwardly wrap arms around each other, hold for 2 seconds, then give that polite little tap with both hands signifying, "Ok, that's enough contact with you until next year when we have to do this all over again." Sad huh?

needing a hug.

Hugs are so important. Everyone should be able to get a hug when needed. I like when men give each other hugs...you know the one-arm kind where they whack each other on the back as if to say, "hey, this is okay, because I'm hugging you...but I'm also hitting you." (apologies to Jonathan Katz).

I'm going to go find one.

that sucks, dougie. but it would be better than the life of little dougie next door.

unless, of course, there was a lot of other shit.

still frittering away our defense budget, only in korea now. listening to: the misfits/reading: cash-johnny cash/sitting: on recliner/breathing: air

ps- dtmste!

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skulking

catching up on work. I
should be catching up
on housework like
paying bills, but i don't
get paid for that.

sitting here in the theatre trying to sell tickets for this julie johnson chick...which isnt cool..what is cool is that she did the voice of baby bop and im gonna make her say "woomp there it is shaquille o'neil" in that voice. that'd rock.

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back from the Lowell Folk Festival which is the largest free folk festival in the nation. I never knew that before and I've lived her for most of my life.

Hungry.

Where is my paycheck?

in shock.

i went out walking for some soda, came back and joel says "hey lauren, your work called. your coworker's daughter got kidnapped and she's on her way home so they need you to come in."

i almost didn't call, but joel; doesn't tell stories like that. so i went in.

worked from 7-11 without a hitch. then the phone rang justy after the store closed. "it's for you."

"lauren, hi this is aunt janet. do you know where your parents are?"

"no, probably at home."

"well they went to the beach."

"wouldn't rachel know? call her."

"she went with them."

"what is it?"

"lauren, your grandpa died today."

fuck. fuckety fuck fuck fuck. i shakily finished talking, humg up the phone and began to cry.

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Pez,

I don't know you, but goddammit if I'm not so sorry.

I'm sorry Pez. My
condolences.

afraid i will forget to go to work tomorrow because no one is here to remind me.

independence is overrated.

still laughing at Goldmember.

I had tears in my eyes and a cramp in my gut after the first 30 seconds. I thought my head was going to 'splode.

And forget Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley...Beyonce, now she is HOT!

Thrilled that Ryan has a job at a new Grocery store here called Sprouts it's from California,anyone hear of it? He's working in the meat dept.and seems to like it,pray that this lasts,I will. I've had Orion since Sat. afternoon,what a pistol,they are so much fun at this age,he's starting to talk alot now,and he has the sweetest face,I miss Jonathon though,he was my first and I raised him when he was young,he should still be with us. Where is this life taking me?

Waiting for Chinese food delivery.

gosh, pez. sad for you, to get one of those phone calls.

this all reminds me of
when the train broke
down in brooklyn on
the IRT line and, this
unusual situation gave
me a perfect
oppurtunity to meet a
woman---and actually
have a conversation
with her, get her
number, etc. I
someone asking for
directions to the BMT
station. on the street I
asked her about and
she suggested I walk
with her and thats
exactly what happened.
At the BMT station her
train came, said
Bye---and completely
forgot to ask for her
number. Wasn't the
first time it happened
either

singing "particle man" to myself

preparing.

mentally.

my life changed yesterday.

its one of the benchmarks of life.


i'll spill soon enough.


just know that i have a slightly different pair of glasses on now.

pray for an aries.

Getting a smelly air-bath from New York's humid stench.

listening to a bluegrass version of Flaming Lips "Turn it On"

The two Mallard
Widows are brooding,
on nests six inches
apart, with Reed the
gander and his mate
guarding the nest site.
The waterfowl
behaviour is so bizarre,
I think they will be
mutants if anything
hatches.

Lois the Good and
another neighbor have
had birds drop dead in
their yards. Nothing
wrong with the birds
except they are dead.
LtG suspects a meth
lab poisoning. I don' t
know what to think; they
are different species
and my place is a mile
way and it has not
happened here.

Otherwise, all is well
on the mountain.

Its my birthday on Sunday. Have you all got my present organised?

advising.

not until you spell 'organised' properly.

when's it due, patty?

Stressing about my Mother getting laid off.