oh crap

everyone is staring because I did one of those extremely embarrassing snort laughs

depends on what you were snorting i guess as to how much u care about it! ->laying on concrete indeed! bloody thunderstorm rained on it last night! shit, even got under the plastic sheet over it!

...mmmm bodies!?!!!!??

I knew it nate, it had to be either malpractice or necrophelia. gets you kicked out all the time

are you speaking from experience there spunky??!! ;)

emoticons mark you for termination.

i am hungover like thor.

well, maybe not that bad, but bad enough that I really want to be back in bed and not at work.

i beg your pardon termination? like Arnie and all that?!

Whats wrong with a little smile to brighten the day?!!

Fucking beautiful dead people. HA!

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SMITE!

ah, now THAT brightened my day.

sitting in a library and chewing teaberry gum on an empty stomach. my blue jeans are too tight in the thighs and i wish they were looser because i'm not going to slouch at all.

boo.

wondering what teaberry gum tastes like.......

telling Alex: it tastes exactly like steak and kidney pie. The "chunky" version has extra pieces of kidney.

hmmmm..

oops i didn't mean to not put my name down!

being fucked by beautiful living people. wooHOO

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kurt weill

show me the way
to the next whiskey bar
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why

'cause if we don't find
the next whiskey bar
i tell you we must die
i tell you we must die
i tell you, i tell you,
i tell you we must die

oh moon of alabama
we must now say goodbye
i've lost my good ol' mama
and must have whiskey
oh you know why.

Trying to tie a noose around my pirate statue's neck.

How does one tie a noose? Something about a rabbit going around and around a tree and into a hole, what?

http://www.dk-sejlads.dk/dansk/gordetselv/knots/noose.htm

being over critcal about my body.

fat.

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medicated.

I'm supposed to be able to focus now, but I'm just a little more awake.

The dose is gonna be doubled next week.

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tired. just got out of the field. I left early because I have an appointment to replace the rear speakers in my car with clarions.

pissed off at most things today!!!!!!!!!!!1

cocktabulous!

Bored. And tired of it.

"pissed off at most things today!!!!!!!!!!!1"

Stampworth, is that you??/

Getting ready to go to the store and buy a huge fucking bottle of Bacardi (not sure if that is spelled correctly, and not really giving a shit) Gold Rum, and drinking it all tonight

goddamnit trace. don't fuck god.

Did anyone just see the death penalty scene on "love That Bush" on CoMedy Central? "Laura, he begged for his life and I just farted on him"
"I thought it was the fake execution"

. . . too much.

why not, he fucked me

Waking up for the day and going to the beach right now, in the dark.
Kicks.

Waking up for the day and going to the beach right now, in the dark.
Kicks.

Waking up for the day and going to the beach right now, in the dark.
Kicks.

OhNo! Corporate Profits Are In A TAILSPIN! Let's go to WalMart and buy somethings. Let help the airlines through this difficult time.
If you try and leave without a package in hand, watch out. Don't just wander in there and think you're gonna get out. Better call ahead to make sure they have it.

Oh my god, who let the floridians in here?
Look at that, not only can't they vote once correctly, they can't post correctly either.
A TRIPLE POST!

thinking Floridians dont know how to do anything once ("punch the box ONCE!")

Wondering if it is time to STIR IT UP AGAIN!

nah, I dont think so.

Blood in the streets in the town of Newhaven.
Blood stains the roofs and the palmtrees of Venice.
Blood and my love in the terrible summer.
Bloody red sun of fantastic LA.

wandering off again...
a lifetime of avoidance. her tombstone.. "she managed to stay out of trouble most of the time, but it caught up with her in the end"

getting WWF tickets





fuck off

that's RAD wisper.

FUCKING RAD.

Now is a cool time for wrasslin' fans to go to live shows, as this whole WCW/WWF invasion angle is pretty hopping. Wish I could afford to go to these things. Wish I could afford cable.
Wish for a lot of things, and there's a huge pile of shit in my left hand for some reason.

Hmm.

that semillama should clean her hand cos it might attract flies soon.....

HIS

HIS hand

I hope that you're looking for a chick who shares your love of wwf Sem.

i would love to see wrestlin live. apparently there was going to be a show here but it was all old wrestlers, and ended up being cancelled for some reason.

Posting cuz no one else has.

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getting ready to go grocery shopping.

yippie.

Nate,
While you're at it, can you pick up some cheese for me? I am fresh out!

cheese isn't funny, man.

cheese just isn't funny anymore.

Have you been recently hurt by cheese?

WOO HOO!
Today is my Thursday!
Man, what a fast week

did you know 53 people a year are admitted to A+E with Blu Tac related injuries every year?

I wonder if it is the same with cheese?

OK, what is A+E and Blu TaC???

ah, right i was waiting for that one, A+E is accident and Emergency (where you go when you have, surprisingly enough, had an accident!)

Blu Tac is what you hold posters up with on walls, u know like a putty type thing

walking the line between good and evil.

show off.


who isn't though?

most people, i'm sure, try to be one or the other.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

more people should fuck on web cams.

worrying. but not hugely.

shush you,
pedantic
coprophagous*
pawn




*word of the day. i love my dictionary

Oh, engage in coprophagia and die!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

It only happened, once nate, and I thought I turned it off.

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I AM SICK GODDAMNIT.

this isn't happening.

Nate, Have we been eating feces?

pulling it off

RAW tickets, woo-hooo!
(and did you watch last night? it was hillarious.)

biding my time.

just waiting for the bell to ring.

little to no work today, and this evening im off to Goleta for a much needed rest and therapy at the beach.

i hate this interim

Thinking Patty sucks.
The closest thing they have to a beach around here is a filthy lake that they dumped some sand on the banks to make it appear like a beach....

I am calculating how many of my first kisses happened outside. I'd say a good 75%. The effect of nature and wilderness on the libido? Or is it just that if you get rejected after the first attempt, you can run farther away?

http://noushka.diaryland.com

The closest thing i have to a beach is the pile of sand and cement ready for more bricklaying in the garden.............mmmm beach

wondering how evil Milosevic is (Disclaimer: although this doesnt represent my feelings in any way)

48% evil, 52% gay

i can see the ocean on my drive home.

so, dougie, was that you or milo?

One of my crew had a shirt on last night that he made, with a big photo of fetish coprophagy on it. It's the vilest t-shirt I have ever seen and I just laugh and laugh whenever I see it.

LEAVING WORK FOR MY 5 DAY WEEKENED! WOO HOO! THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEKEND!
THE LONGEST TIME BEFORE I HAVE TO COME BACK!
it's over now...

here

still here



dammit
i am HERE

Wondering
"Where's my raincheck?!"

waiting for Mr. Foofoo

heather, r u still there? or here

my bitch.

hating the 4th. i lost interest in fireworks at 13 years of age. here, on the 3rd of july (technically the 4th but everyone knows that's tomorrow) we have fully grown people lighting off one after the other. i seriously doubt my ability to confront them without disparaging their genetics and their limited development.


tssssssssssBANG!
hyuk!

tssssssssBOOOOMMM!
hyuk hyuk!

i don't get it.

they're lucky i can't kill with my mind.

stupid nationalistic crap. if they would even consider the real meaning of the day, they might realize that *the crisis of our country is not caused by external forces -- the danger lies within.

*savage republic

americans are creamy filling, puddinhead.



sweet dreams!

wondering why some mediocreitn feels the need to imitate me in the middle of the night.

You fool, don't you realize the negative consequences of impersonating a member of the clergy?

kind of sick.

damnit.

i summoned this dark lump of evil out of my throat this morning. it didn't hawk normally, but rather slowly released its grasps and slid into my mouth.

then i took a big, orange, fluffy shit.

what the hell is up with that.

i know, i know. everyone get's uncomfortable when i start talking about my shit.

and sem, i think you need to read the whole thing:

semillama is:

my bitch.

it's more a declaration than an impersonation.

not that this is any better.

i've been noticing a lot of anonymous hostility recently.

some fringe ne'er do well is obviously jealous of the sorabjiland aristocracy.

Of course you're right there, Nate. I must have missed it in wondering what the point was in posting it.

And Wisper, that was a real funny RAW last night, I agree. Although the WCW match was pretty lame, unfortunately.

haw haw haw, independance day!

People dressed as missiles attacking guards, who assuming they are supposed to be there, as, after all, it is a military base,(should that read: as it is a military base, after all?) allow several of them to slip through........ho-hum

wondering if that last one made any sense......



....'son of Star Wars'..........Ha!

thinking these seem to be getting more obscure by the second

eating hot fuck, apparently.

i need resources who decided not to come to work today.

like most people.

ASSHOLES.

going to Tennessee tomorrow. Family reunion. Should be interesting, as it's a side of the family I haven't met before. I am also looking forward to stopping in Kentucky and loading up on Ale-8!

don't wreck the place while I'm gone. Make sure J.T. has enough water and hose him down twice a day to keep the stench managable.

don't worry sem, i'll keep the cattle prod warm for him!

wondering who JT is

Waiting for 3 good shows that air tonight. 7:30 Paul Reubens hosts "You Don't Know Jack" on NBC, then On COMedy Central at 9pm Central is another all new SouthPark. Then Prime Time Glick! (Martin Short) at 9:30pm.
(12:50 am is SCTV on NBC)


GemStar is another stock to recognize

thomas. we all doubt thomas.

i just swallowed a cherry pit.

thinking that vanity is possibly the worst thing i can think of right now.

watching some stupid ice skating doco - on thin ice? why do we get this reject tv programming.

wisper if you can grab a hold of stone cold give him a pash from me.

Swallowing Advil without water.

exploring the wide world of herbal teas. i never used to like herbal tea, but it makes my head feel better. without the caffine, which has been making me turn into a maniac.

this cold came on the morning after my boss told me i didn't have until the end of july, but until the 17th.

realizing that I know the author.

whoa!bang! we went to the same high school and didn't just pass each other fleetingly in the hallways, or just nod non-committally when asked if this desk was free.

we were friends. we went to concerts together, at least one I recall, we knew the same folks. she was a sweet super brain who wore funky clothes and glasses, she was the first and only girl I knew to wear her dad's fedora. she had an individualistic air that made it easy for some others to regard her as a bit of a nerdy, not quite with it kind of outcast who didn't care cause she knew her friends liked her the way she was, which meant she liked herself enough the way she was in the first place, no make-up, no boyfriend and she sang in chorus.

glad somebody I liked a lot in those wretched years is getting to do what she loves and gets paid for it.

so? who?

Tracy Chevalier
author of "Girl with a Pearl Earring"

oh

oh WHAT ASSMUHN?

OU812IC

lost without him

tired

feeling a migraine coming on

oh

on a boring goddamn northern michigan caucasian fantasy island


not doing anything that would hurt anyone


hi!

hi!
hi!

he hangs far in the distance, a red thunder cloud. Intense, but ultimately destructive. It�s almost dry where i am, the sun coming back. Too bright sometimes. He�s so far off the cloud has almost disappeared...but sometimes you hear the thunder. It�s my ex storm.

wishing it would hurry up and thunder cos if it dont soon we r all gonna die of heat exhaustion.......

spinning my fucking wheels.

goddamnit.

this is why you don't rely on other people.

goddamn other people.

Trying to take my mind off of how sad I am that I was violently and unexpectedly verbally abused by a coworker today.

Nothing seems to work.

Why do people have to be so mean to each other?

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chin up. if you're in the US you now have reason to sue both your coworker and your employer.

at least, if you play your cards right.

give it about a month, collect evidence to back your case.

bidding my time

Wondering how much I would bid on my valuable time.

Going to bed soon. Bought this shit in the mini mart today called "horny goat weed."
Find out in an hour if it really works. Curiosity was killing me. Just couldnt resist buying it.


Been like 2 hours now and it did NOT work.
Few beers and a few bowls of my nice green bud puts me more in the mood than that goat weed shit. Oh well. Live and learn.

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realizing that in the end, the only one that can hurt you inside.... is you.

Playing bingo and watching the Sopranos

wondering if my stuffed otter and i will ever get along with each other.

feeling for heather stuck in Fudgeville.

had a godd family reunion. Met tons of distant cousins I never met before. Learned a lot about that side of the family. Turns out on that side I can now trace back to a guy who came over form England in 1620.

feeling unloved

melting, I'm melting!

sending some love to spunky

wrokin wrokin wrokin.

i need ress.

penis man penis man penis man.

thanking whisper for the love. i feel much better now.

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Wondering why spider is pedeling XXXXX-XXXXX products? XXX is not enough????

You don't know the scope of my wickedness, Spunky.

No, I may not know the scope of your wickedness, but thanks to Nate, I now know the scope of my suckiness.

hi im just sitting in a small town near stuttgart and look to the traffic in front of ure office nice...:-) here it is 11:36 pm and dark and cold....

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stuttgart is my bunghole.

pondering gorilla buttocks.

happy, drunk, content.

waiting

dreading

hoping

discouraging

a chicken


still haven't done it. might do it after 4:30. might wait until tomorrow.

What is wrong with me? I'll do it right now.

rats

no luck

Twitching.

Nothing ruins your day like finding earwigs on your muffin.

Thinking earwigs on your muffin is better then finding them in your muffin after you took a big bite...
What kind of muffin are we talking about?

A blueberry muffin.

I'm just hoping they're fresh earwigs. I bought the muffins 2 Monday. 4 of them. I ate one Monday and one yesterday.

Earwigs today. Multiple. Gross-out.

I don't want to think about the fact that the container was closed tight after I had my muffin yesterday.
I refuse.
Watch me not think about it.
Shit.

Need you ask?

Earwigs are all I have for pets.

The other day I found one under the soap in the soapdish in the shower. I was fully awake after that.

I stepped out on my back patio the other night and had a cigarette. I put it out on the patio floor, went inside for a sec, then turned on the porch light only to see a 4 inch spider sitting (standing, who can tell?) RIGHT NEXT TO THE CIGARETTE!

wow. you could have been killed.


an earwig visited me here last night. good thing here is not home. i don't like to sleep near earwigs.

I'm fully awake as well.

I'm on Adderall as of yesterday. I had just taken it shortly before finding my earwigs.

I thought my heard was going to beat its way out of me.

That's it, I'm wearing ear muffs to bed.

Wiat - are earwigs the ones with the bigass pincers on their butts, and are about an inch long? If not, what the hell are those things?

http://www.ifas.ufl.edu/~insect/veg/european_earwig.htm

It appears you are correct, patty

http://www.ifas.ufl.edu/~insect/veg/european_earwig.htm

doesnt say anything there about eating muffins....

(dAME eDNA IS ON A&E right now) Waiting for "Troy Stevens" on ABC 7:30 Central hosting YOU DON't KNOW JACK!
At 9pm Central on COMedy is all new SouthPark then JIMINY GLICK follows on NBC 9:30 central.

wondering about obsessive TV watching... or the appearance thereof.

remembering how i used to watch 40+ hours of tv a week as a child, and that's more hours than most people work.
I'm surprised i ever learned to read.
Now i feel weird if i see more than an hour or two.

But let's talk earwigs. Summer and earwigs, the most vile, dirty, ugly bug on earth. Sure i don't like spiders, they produce the usual girly reaction within me. But earwigs, earwigs must die. Nothing else causes such intense instinctive burning hatred. My parents house is full of them in summer. Ugly little fuckers.
I was there last night and i was sipping iced tea when i felt something touch my lip and thought it was just my hair but it was.. yup.. a fucking earwig crawling across my lips. I screamed like somebody had died.

i hate those fucking dirty crawly bitches. HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM

I think they're sort of cute.

I still squash'em though.

Do they really crawl in your ear? That is what I need to know

they crawl EVERYWHERE


EVERYWHERE



they eat bits of flesh that they think you won't notice. and you usually don't. and they get together and laugh.

you might be laughing too. about tv, or your wife spitting milk out of her nose, or a funny joke- until you notice. until you notice what they took and then you just can't laugh like that anymore.

Wisper, I cringe for you. The horror!

Obvious next question, is Heather full of it?
If so, I cringe for wisper and tbone

hmm i dont think they have ever eaten any of me... so i leave them alone, they do seem cute, so id never squish them! i think we have a mutual understanding thingy between us!

wondering why this Alex dude never posts in the message boards. Dougie is also feeling bad because a woman at work died of breast cancer. She was 39 and has (had?) a 7 year old kid. She was a social worker, and counselled people who were getting their cancer treatments. She was a lovely person. May she rest in peace.

awww Dougie....

-
i seem to remember reading somewhere that earwigs crawling into people's ears was a myth.
If only i could find where i read it, i would feel much better.

you might have read it in the article that spunky posted.

"The name earwig is derived from an old superstition that these insects enter peoples' ears. This idea is entirely unfounded because earwigs are harmless to man."

I thought earwigs were those things poking out of old men's ears.

so glad the earwig thing is cleared up. Ileave youlot alone for 5 minutes and look where conversation takes you!!

jules is coming down - she gets here in two hours - i'm a little excited - we have much drinking planned, hope u all have a great weekend!

crossing my fingers

....come ooooon Paris...

...or Beijing!!!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!
I just wish I could stay home tonight

Spunky: Fake illness. go into bathroom with an opened can of chunky soup. Close door. make loud hurling noises. On last two or three, dump some soup into toilet, making sure that after you flush, you stick some "residue" in the upper bowl area. For added affect, wipe a bit of soup around your mouth. Wipe off as wife checks on you, then go straight to bed. Insist that wife go and enjoy herself at the preacher's. After she's gone, take the 12-pack out from behind the couch, and watch Law and Order: SVU. Finish a beer whenever Munch says something clever. Make sure you shower and brush teeth before wife gets home and hide beer bottles.

slighty creative

and somewhat sad.

take note, sem

Sounds like a plan to me

a nifty plan of deceit and manipulation

and a waste of soup



go and be happy
or don't go

jesus christ

and soup doesn't smell like vomit. That's a key factor, i think.

You gonna get close enough to smell someone who to all appearances is wiping vomit off their chin?

Well, maybe. I don't know. I don't know anything about this stuff, I just make it up as it comes to me, I am a moron, you know.

i know ;)

it's not a matter of getting close enough, when someone heaves you can usually smell it down the hall.

Now if he could just mix up something that smells the same....

Geez! You know, the simplest thing would be just to stick your finger down your throat and barf for real.

I really am a moron for not thinking of that right off.

A flaw has presented itself:

We got a 14 year old baby sitter to watch the girls.

I am not staying at home with a 14 year old and my 2 crazy daughters

how's this for an idea?

"honey, i need some alone time. i'm going to go out by myself."

is this not allowed in your marriage?

Obviously not, or he wouldn't be listening to me giving him advice on how to fake vomiting.

so spunky, when you say "I am not staying at home with a 14 year old and my 2 crazy daughters"

you put the negative adj on your daughters.

does this imply that if they were out of the picture you definitely stay home with the 14 year old?



i hope so.

heh. check out the Mad Monk reincarnated as a kittie.

http://www.forteantimes.com/gallery/rasputin.shtml

what is that guy doing to that kitten?

i've heard of eating pussy, but ... ?

he could at least cook it first

waiting for the soil sample people to show up.
I told them to call me and I would met them to pick up the soi samples so we could save the money for shipping, but I got sick waiting for the call and have come in to pick up stuff for the Miss. project. It's 4 and they haven't called yet, the fuckers!

I have things to do!

It is much to quiet around here.

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Ah, I can continue living now....

wondering if Danilicious would be my date to Sorabjifest.

I would be most honored.

We could fight over the same men.

And, we could point and laugh at the same people.

There actually are quite a few of these guys I want to meet. There are some that scare the living shit out of me, yet I still want to meet them too.

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wondering why no one has said anything all fecking day!

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